THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aristotle, quite possibly the biggest tool at the University of Iowa. He works at the dirtiest bar in Iowa and thinks he’s amazing at taking ID’s and pooring sl**ts drinks. He is clearly shooting up some steroids, but claims he’s “getting soft”. This kid brings v-neck to a new low. Everyone makes fun of him to his face, yet he still thinks he’s God’s gift to Greece. Let’s be honest, it’s clear he is still in the closet and uses steroids to hide his insecurities.
He must do a lot of online shopping because I know they don’t sell shirts like that in Iowa.- nik