Aristotle Is A Greek Toolbag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aristotle, quite possibly the biggest tool at the University of Iowa. He works at the dirtiest bar in Iowa and thinks he’s amazing at taking ID’s and pooring sl**ts drinks. He is clearly shooting up some steroids, but claims he’s “getting soft”. This kid brings v-neck to a new low. Everyone makes fun of him to his face, yet he still thinks he’s God’s gift to Greece. Let’s be honest, it’s clear he is still in the closet and uses steroids to hide his insecurities.
He must do a lot of online shopping because I know they don’t sell shirts like that in Iowa.- nik
His girlfriend is quite the…ahem….”handsome” woman…LOLOLOL
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Her thighs draw the attention for that second picture; they’re bigger than his!
WOMEN WITH THICK THIGHS ARE SEXY…BONES ARE FOR THE DOGS…BELIEVE THAT!
ROIDS!!!!! He’s buffed up to the point where he’s made his body disproportionate to his tiny, little head. EW!!! I would not fuck that. (I’m a chick, obv.)
he’s sexy!
hes fucking hot
I don’t care what you MO-FOs say.
That is a handsome dude.
damn hes pretty good looking..
Did him and his girl switch shirts?
whoever wrote this is obviously jealous.
I’d bet she likes it….ahem….Greekstyle…
or shorts for that matter
dirty greeks doesn’t mean they are actually from greek nationality….
But he actually is Greek..
where did he get that shirt? baby gap?
He has no nipples. lmfao
That is the most forgy shirt I have ever seen in my life! Buhahahaha!!!
hes hot as fuck…nice beefcake of a man…only downside is that his nutz r shriveled. i dated a guy once who used steroids, was never the same after.
omggg LOLOLOL is this guy serious. how unattractive to wear a size xxs womens shirt that is also see -thru. I cant believe you have a girlfriend.
how can any gf let their boyfriends go out like this is beyond me
To Malakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I’m down with the muscle- thats hot.
But SERIOUSLY. that shirt is ruining it for me. Get proper clothes, or… just don’t wear a shirt
Her legs are as big as his, must eat a lot of meat and potatoes in Iowa. He is a joke, needs to work his chest out, the roids ain’t working
hahahahahahahahahahahahah………. Nice shirt buddy. What a loser, learn how to dress yourself.
My god that henley is holding on for dear life. Nice shorts. This guy must live by the “2 sizes too small” way of buying clothes.
I’d eat the muffins out of her asshole
sounds like a hater..this dude must get mad ho*z
nice skinny jeans fag…….wow…
he’s so hottt…
whats his name???
whATS his name?????
Aristotle
Fags in Iowa…we’ve pretty much come a complete circle
god i hate this fcker so much. he has no shame. he should bury his head in the sand
Oh myyyyyy! This guy is efin gorgeous! Talk about gods gift to woman! I wanna be his trophy wife:)
New DC in Iowa….instead of Aristotle his name should be “Inthebutthole”…I decided.
Skinny fags assume everyone who has some muscle is on roids. Strong bulk that homo needs to cut
Steroids? I don’t see steroids at all.
every1 thats hating is retarded… if you take the kid seriously you deserve to be on this site more than he does. he makes fun of himself more than any1 else and doesnt take himself seriously.. nor should you
Shut up fuck knuckle!
The kid has the IQ of a jar pickles…
Word on the street is that he got herpes from some dancer at Spybar…
hahahahaha
lol the only place that swimsuit is allow is overseas. muscles? more like man tits
you can tell he uses roids cuz hes got no vains, if you work hard for a ripped body you have massive vains on ya, tool
way hotter than his brother achilleas…..
This dudes a stud.. Nicest guy.. met this guy a couple times and he’s been nothing but generous. He’s straight in my book.
This is my dude right there.. the only time ive seen this guy be a “tool” is when somebody wronged up. Other than that, this dude will have your back and treat you with respect.
Your guy got in a fight with my friend over literally nothing and below his girlfriend’s computer.
He also has a gay little dog.
what bar does he work at??
scummit
This guy ive known longer than anybody, generous, caring, funny, and makes fun of himself here more than anybody i know. its sad to see everyone knocking down on someone when we all arent perfect. aris would be laughing if he saw this and probably wouldnt be able to believe that people actually have the time to write about him. thanks for making him feel special
this guy is sexy as fuck!!
he has a GROSS dick.
Hottieeeee
Aristotle is the sh’t, he’s nothing like the description…. Meet the guy before you judge.
He’s hott
hes honestly the funniest guy ive ever met. and seriously?? ppl bashing on his (ex-btw!) girl are mentally unstable. shes gorgeous!
Aris is the man. People hate on the bar he works at because it’s where their girlfriends go to get dicked down by guys with style and game (or the staff). They hate on his clothes because he isn’t scared of people calling him a fag for keeping with the trends, even tho every girl is keeping track of them. Hate on his body because you’re not blessed with as good of looks or genetics. Yes I’m straight, and he still gives me a boner. Bring on the replies, haters.
marias a hoeee
Catherine’s a cunt.
Ugh, His girlfriend is hot, who cares if she’s got thunder thighs. Shut the fuck up, Maria.
And Aristotle is a really fun loving guy. He really isn’t that much of a tool. That’s just his biggest joke, and he points it out when he’s joking about it. He’s a really cool guy, and there’s a reason he’s so popular.
And if you guys are even wasting your time bashing him then obviously he’s doing something well enough to be jealous about.
CELEBRITY STATUS.
They are a family of douche bags but thats inevitable when you name all your children after greek gods………. theres absolutely no avoiding that your children are going to grow up and become overly conceited douche bags who are jacked up on roids. Looks are everything in this family…. Its unfortunate none of them have em. The clothes he wears are just to get attention…. so yes whether you are bashing him or complimenting him on here its a alllll still feeding into that big ego of his. And cmon girls…. and boys… everyone knows that boys like this are over-compensating for something else like…… His tiny little penis and balls. He’s making up for the lack of bulge in his pants… the bigger he gets the better he feels about his baby dick.
Maybe if he didn’t walk around like he ran the world and wasn’t an arrogant piece of shit people would give him credit. Especially with his company, which by the way is an awesome thing to do…. If its actually being done…. THEN AGAIN…. HE IS GREEEK…. and you know what the means…. greeek business men are fucking scumbags and crooks. so its likely that when you buy a pair of his sunglasses he is just pocketing that cash and buying his steroids with your money….
all in all the kid is the biggest fucking tool and he should probably get a one way ticket to his “homeland” and he should stay there… where he might fit in but i highly doubt it… they too will think he is a the ultimate fag. Maybe he can come out of the closet already and find a pint sized man to make him feel bigger and better and they can eat out of each others assholes.
oh, and I fucked him… but thats a whole other story that i don’t want to reveal because it was by the far the worst experience in my life. so yes by experience i know the size of his baby dick and i would rather sit on the fattest dudes face than have to deal with his 2 inch dick. Trust me ladies its not a grower!
He’s an amazing guy, that’s doing amazing things to help others. Anybody who knocks on somebody who is helping those in need should be ashamed of themselves, and clearly has a lot of problems they should get help with. Aristotle puts himself in positions of leadership and takes on the role to do just that, lead. Of course with every position that involves putting yourself out there to be judged, you will be judged. %90 of people who meet aristotle, just like I did, know he’s a loving guy, who is willing to help anybody out. The worst people have said, is he’s on steroids and if you actually saw him in person you wouldnt think he is that big… making fun of his style, his size, his culture and a philanthropic company that provides resources for people in need, are all pathetic excuses of insults and sound like bad attempts to bring somebody down who is doing well aka jealousy. Get a life. Meet the guy before you judge. God bless.
This guy is a closet homosexual. He was ready to come out a few years ago, but decided against. The chick thing is all a sad, pathetic attempt to hide this fact.
When he’s pale, he’s a useless paper weight.
but when bronze he is far the most influential person I have ever met.