Dirty Tool
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is brandon roach. he is the dirtiest scumbag in southern illinois n has diseases when i say diseases i mean DRD. he has sex w every grl w/o a condom n if he doesnt kno the girl he busts in them. he thinks hes hot shit n good looking when he takes steroids thats the only reason hes big. he beats girls n is nothing but a hillbilly tool. PUT THIS DOUCHE ON BLAST NIK!
You can’t cover up your ginger with a hat. Soon his freckles will magically disappear when he gets his hands on some girls make up.- nik
What a fuckin scumbag, the only reason he does roids is becuase he’s a ginger and knows that gingers are an inferior people and they can’t build muscle like normal people
Hey, what about Carrot Top???? LOL
Lmao I see this fck all the time, he’s bitch made, he only picks up fat nasties, and hes not even solid, he looks like the kind of guy you would see at the gym at like 2 in the morning trying to build muscle and buying GNC pills hahaha
he looks like carrot tops baby
hahaha A male slut with freckles. I can only imagine being one of the chicks doing him and thinkin.. fuck me hard cheetah.
hahahahaha this kids a faggot
no one knows what they are talking about, this kid is a gentleman and a sweet boy. so all of you fuck off
You’ve got to be kidding me. This guy is the biggest piece of shit at Southern. Gentleman and sweet boy my ass. Not only does he roid, carry diseases, fuck girls and treat them like nothing, but he’s also a complete fucking psycho. I’m talking bi-polar or something. This kid not only needs to be locked up for his behavior, but drugged to help maintain whatever sort of chemical imbalance is going on his head. INCOMING FRESHMAN STAY AWAY.
Haha clearly MC is Michela Cruise…little tense from bad relationship still are we? ur on the site too and nothing good was said dear.
Bahahah could she have made it anymore obvious? and how does he roid hes cut but still skinny???
hahaha ok SIU (real original) you dont have your facts straight
Kill it with fire
definately not 1 of the cleaniest boys at siu i heard hes been around
Damn if i ever see this kid imma kick his ass
Im sure we could set this up. I know him so pick a time and place and you will have your chance.
Anonymous your a fag too.,….Don Taco July 3rd at midnight bitch!
this guy literally only fucks all the freshmen cuz everyone knows how dirty he is so they stay away hahahah
I bow down humbly in the presence of such gretaenss.
Cool! That’s a cleevr way of looking at it!
another prime example of a frat boy douchebag. congrats
I love b roach!
He doesn’t love you, guarantee that.
i know him he was my R.A. at siu and hes not on roids hes been boxing since he was a kid so forget you haters get your stories straight. and so what if he sleeps with chicks? its fuckin college get a fuckin life!
yeah, he was my R.A. too and if i remember correctly he lost the job for knocking a kid out and putting the body in a closet. Sounds like crazy material to me. Besides, pretty sure he doesn’t box anymore and hasn’t in years so that information is irrelevant, idiot.
he is awesome! dont get mad that he can get girls and you all cant. thats why youre all on the computer talkin shit instead of sayin it in person. he’s a 42-0 boxer so say shit to his face and see what happens. its not like the girls arent wanting to get laid either they obviously want it so fuck all of you. if you even went to college youd know thats how college is.
yeah youre name “I know him” is code for “you are him.” get the fuck out of here brandon
Im not wrhoty to be in the same forum. ROTFL
Real brain power on display. Thanks for that aswner!
Hey, that post leaves me feeling foolsih. Kudos to you!
Since everyone else is too big of a pussy to put their name I’ll grow a pair for everyone. Notice everyone who says they love this guy, is a dude. Mainly cuz he didn’t try to fuck you or go psycho on you. Prety sure last time I got a call from him he left a voicemail saying he was going to peel my face off & described how he would do it (bc I didn’t say hi back to him) and whatever bitch tryna frame MC like she gives a rats ass needs to grow up bc she’s the one who had to get away from him but everyone can keep thinkin they know so much about him. Oh & if no one believes me I have that voicemail saved. So yea everyone, LONG LIVE THE KING. Sike.
Since everyone else is too big of a pussy to put their name I’ll grow a pair of balls for everyone. I talked to this dude for 2 weeks & after I got warned I stopped & got left a voicemail from him describing how he would rip & peel my face off in detail all bc I didn’t say hi back to him at a bar the night before. Whoever tryna put MC on blast needs to get their shit straight. Being that she got him removed from her life & has an amazing bf why would she put MC as her name (really? She’s not a ruhtard) & try to start shit again so ppl can leave her outta this. She knows more than anyone. Oh & if no one believes me about the voicemail its saved on my phone. So yea, LONG LIVE THE KING!!! Sike. Cyyyyya
alllright well since everyone on here is too big of a bitch to leave their name i’ll grow a pair for all of us. first of all, those of you who say this guy is “the man” is a dude, so lets recognize a given similarity. second of all, i talked to to this guy for 2 weeks and after getting a warning i stopped and in result received a voicemail from him describing how he would cut and peel my face off all bc i didnt say hi back to him (i mean, i would deserve having my face peeled off for that, rightfully so) and third of all lets leave MC out of this and whoever pretended to be her, kudos ya fuck. next time lets not make things so obvious bc no one in their right mind who did as much as she did to get away from him would put their initials up and say that. and for those who dont believe me about the voicemail its saved on my phone. so yes, ALL HAIL THE KING, sike, suckstosuck.
since everyone else is too big of a pussy to sign their name i
ll grow a pair for all of us. first of all, every guy who “loves this man”, is a dude. so your either gay or cant get laid. second of all, whoever signed in as MC needs to raise their IQ bc when someone does as much as she did to get AWAY from him they would never sign in with their initials and start shit when they have an amazing boyfriend and obviously upgraded. third of all i talked to this guy for a week and after being warned i stopped and in result i got a voicemail from him describing how he would cut and peel my face off bc i didnt say hi to him (rightfully so, idk wattt my problem was). so is everyone could take a step back, and then one more… off a cliff, it would be appreciated by all. but your right, ALL HAIL THE KING. sike, suckstosuck
Jesus “tess” did you leave enough comments? I don’t think anyone really believes that was your friend anyways, since the kid has slept with like 80+ girls by now I’m sure he’s gone psycho on another MC.. just a thought. Props for putting your name though.
bahahaha ok sorry but it wouldnt post and i was getting pissed!
finally someone put a name! I looked up tess and from what I see she needs to go on this sight next. considering a theme. Neanderthal? Boy titties? Mutt? carrot tops sister? bleach leg?…
wtf is “bleach leg”
Tess seems to care…a lot Jesus. How much anyone wanna bet in that two weeks she talked to him that she gave it up? Anyone? Making sure u have five paragraphs written 4 times shows dedication tho I’ll give her that.
Tess is a fucking car wreck. put her on here someone pleaseeee. Bitch smells in class
Alright everyone should know that the only comments that are good about Brandon on here are either him or his faggot cousin. Tess is def right ive known about 3 girls that fucked brandon n heard about his past of threatening woman. yah he gets ass… so what? prob from drunk girls that got taken advantage of..
hahahaha jesus you guys really know how to hurt someone huh? good gawd at least say something worth while. like that i have a gay brother, or that my sister hooked up with my boyfriend. there ya go, now THATS some worthy material. annnnyyywho, the “bleach leg” is what got me 2 SIU school track records, 3 illinois state records, and a regional and national qualifying standard & free school so your right, bogus!!! and whoever said im carrot tops sister, hahaha thats just hilarious being who this is about. if i cared what people said i wouldnt have put my nameeee. and whoever said they looked me up your retarded bc this isnt even my facebook name but good try. im outta this bitch. just wanted to put my 2 cents in
this dudes got a restraining order against him from a chick he dated in college. thats just plain embarrassing. get the hint
ha Brandon roach. you’re gay as fuck. you’re a piece of shit. one of these days some one will realize how big of a fucking douche bag you are and beat the shit out of you. get the fuck over yourself, quit stalking every girl you meet. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU, you force them to when they’re drunk. SCRUBBB
Lmao best comment ever
First off I see this douche in the gym, he walks around looking at himself in the mirror, HE DOESN’T WORK OUT. You fags that want to do juice and think your tough your pathetic….you know who you are…Goin to the gym isnt a popularity contest or a fashion show….I hate all the douches that think a hat is to be worn backwards….I also know for a fact Michaela had to put a restraining order against him, I’ll tell you like this….any dude that beats a woman is a tool! If I had a beef with him I’d beat his ass like a hanging rug……..
Brandon in the gym = Mr. “I like to pick things up and put them back down”
42-0 boxer???? i watched this queer get laid out at a party at the pointe by…..NICK EVANS
this has ruined my reputation here at school and no one will talk to me, Im ending all this pain and torture and ending my life so I wont bother these people anymore. Thanks for assisting Nik
Thank you for your blog article.Much thanks again. Keep writing.
I graduated from SIU couple years ago and remember this dork from the gym. Got bird legs? and he was in 1 of my classes (don’t remember though) but I could see all his acne scars on his back. pretty damn sick. This dude is a scrub for real. I mean cmon… look at his purple homo shirt he’s wearing.
This scrub is a dbag. He doesn’t get laid are you serious? He has wavy red hair haha!!!! Kid needs to be put in front of a brick wall and have the air national guard troops practice their m16 training