THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I like to shop on Karmaloop and Elvira’s arm looks really veiny. I think she hits the gym too hard. And her breasts have hardened from probably working out too much too. Elvira, you’re beautiful and would be much more beautiful if you would get your lovely curves back.
Elvira keep listening to my advice and you could be somebody in this world, now go get your +2′s re-done already.- nik