THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jessica. I used to work with her and had a boner every day at work. She has some awesome +2s and the most beautiful face in Dallas (unlike those trashy bleach haired bias you usually see here). She has a pretty cool personality too! Anyway, you are probably gonna ask her to lose a few pounds (which I agree) but besides that please tell me: would you with this beautiful brunette?
Answer: Is she a Russian Spy, what is with all the hair color changes? No, I wouldn’t stick it in, she is 17 pounds over weight.