Miss Piggy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dana. You’d think after his nose job her nose would look somewhat decent, but i’d say it looks worse. She literally looks like miss piggy. She always has a super red face from tanning. She wears clothes 10x to small for her to make sure her love handles and cellulite are showing. She needs to be put in a mental asylum because she is a crazy stalker weirdo. Shes a nasty sloot and I dont know where she got the impression that she is remotely cute. She is super loud and obnoxious and I only think her friends hang out with her so they can look better. she is truly the designated fat friend.
That nose job just made her face look fatter.- nik
haha im so glad she is on here. This girl is bonkers. her sister is pretty hot though. hey dyno
who are you?
It’s funny how everyone hates on pretty people.
JEALOUSLY’S A SICKNESS, GET WELL SOON. haters
that bitch is ugly as fuck, looks like she just got hit in the face with a brick
to whoever wrote this,
jealousy’s a sickness…get well soon.
shut up bitch why would i be jealous of this beefstick????? sucks noone has anything to say about her horrible nosejob lolol
hey i banged this piece!
naw you def didnt
haha i don’t know this girl personally but she is a friend of a friend and she does need to change the way she dresses and stop with that stupid pose putting your hand on your hip and tilting your neck back doesn’t make you look any better.
99.9% of girls put their hands on their hips when they take pictures and tilt their head in some way. And her head isn’t even tilted back? So before you comment on here and TRY and make a point, use your brain, if you even have one.
yea so i posted the very first comment about how she is standing and just because it is a cropped picture does not mean you have to awkwardly place your head like that. just saying
I’m facebook friends with her, and this picture was cropped from a picture where she’s with other people, of course her heads not going to be straight up a down. Do yourself a favor, and get a life
your gay and shes ugly as fuck, id rather fuck a goat than her
who is this
If you ask me….she looks good. How would you like her to pose? haha tell me you don’t look like this in half your pictures then we’ll talk. The funny thing is she doesn’t even look bad in the picture so good call.
you must be blind as fuck cuz this bitch is straight nasty, her face is fuckin gross and her body is even worse
so happy she is on here! she deserves it. She made fun of so many people in highschool to cover up her own insecurities, when the reality of it is she hates herself.
Is her manicurist blind?
That paint job is horrid.
fat face, ugly body, thin hair and nose is big (still). plus shes a loud b*tch.
haha oh how this bitch would try to make fun of other people in highschool when she should take a look in the mirror. this girls personality is disgusting. She is a stalker and talks shit about other girls to make herself feel better. Oh yeah she she’s a sloot too. In college she slores around probably has DRD.
whoever says this girl is pretty is seriously blind. she is literally the ugliest girl i know
can her skirt be short enough. maybe if she didnt wear it to her boobs. can you say fupa? word of advice: hit a treadmill or dont wear revealing clothes
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you would know that short high waited skirts are in style. Look around, everyones wearing them. And revealing clothes? Her cleavage isn’t even out. And if you honestly think she’s fat you are either as stupid as the name you posted this under, or your crazy. It’s people like you that make children feel like they have to be skin and bones. She’s healthy and every time I’ve seen her at the bars she looks great.
All these people commenting on here are clearly chicks just hating, she’s hott. of course you girls think she’s ugly, youre all jealous. on behalf of all guys at siu, this girl should not be on here
no one would be jealous of this girl. please. she makes all girls look better. they are thankful for her.
that dress is very unflattering on her.. makes her look like she’s got 4 itty bitty titties and highlights her pilsbury doughboy body.
are you sure she got a nose job? looks like someone smacked her face with a pan…
miss pigggy come back
this girl is the most amazing sweetest girl i know, she is gorgeous and all of you can go fuck themselves. love you hubs
i hate this bitch she talks shit behind ppls baks and when u confront her she trys to turn the shit around on u and call u crazy but this girl is nuttier thena furit cake and shes got to ware tht skirt up so high cuz she got a spare tire under there try hittin the gym instead of the bottle drunk bitch
look at her flapjack tittiess
This girl is disgusting. Ive seen her out plenty a night trying to grind on guys and show off her orangutan boobs. Shes nothing but a sloot and is well deserving of being on this site.
this picture is totally inaccurate. this whore is way uglier in real life. She loves getting gang banged in the hub lounge
You are all mean and jealous! She is pretty, there are a lot less fortunate out there and she is not one of them. Yeah she’s kind of loud and obnoxious but she isn’t mean. She has a boyfriend, and is not a slut. There are a lot of sluttier girls at that school. Whoever wrote this is pathetic to sit there and right all of that shit out, and who cares it was high school get over it! Grow up and stop obsessing over her, its embarrassing.
Wow. I got to know this girl soooo well last semester, and even though we have our differences, and trust me we have MANY differences, NONE of this should be said. This is disgusting. People who have the time to pick out things about other people are just horrible people. Seriously stop. At the end of the day, she doesnt deserve this nor does anyone else on the site. Im definately not gonna sit here and say shes the sweetest nicest girl ever, thats not how I feel at all and she knows that, but she deserves to be respected, everyone deserves that.
Colin? plz be real
Colin? Lets be real here.
Just loled.
just had to call him out! we all know the 9th floor and Mae Smith hated her!
Ohhhh wahh wahhh wahh this girl and all of her friends walk around like their hot shit. noo girls your not, and no nobody is jealous of you we feel bad for you and your friends. You are known for all the wrong reasons AND give cute girls dirty looks just because you feel threatened. Honey I aint trying to take anything you got.. don’t be jealous of self confidence and security. its funny when you walk passed a girl on campus and you can tell she doesnt like you just cause your prettier than her. Sorry girls I was born this way and I dont want ANYTHING you have had or do have now especially some of the dudes you run around with.
“Wahh wahh wahh” “honey” “aint trying to take anything you got” “Sorry girls, I was born this way”
Seriously? Not only do you sound like a psycho jealous little girl, but you talk like you’re uneducated. Your “attack”, if that’s what you want to call it, was directed towards a group of girls, not this girl that’s posted. If you have a problem with one girl, it’s her problem, if you have a problem with a group of girls, it’s YOUR problem. Clearly you are jealous. If you’re so secure and so proud of how you were born, then why are you on this site trashing a group of girls you probably know nothing about? That screams self confidence and security. Not. It’s sounds like you have issues with yourself, not that group of girls.
btw; you’re name is getlikeme….? It’s obvious by the amount of hate and jealousy you have no one wants to get like you, or get with you.
Alright. First off, I love Dana.
Second. The people defending, seriously get off it. Saying that the people posting this have no lives and shit like that, what are you trying to prove? This is called “thedirty”. It’s the fucking internet. People always talk shit. So what if it’s online? I find it funny regardless. It’s almost hypocritical to say haters have no lives, when you hate right back. You’re taking time out of your day to write a big ass narrative. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
that was seriously, the dumbest thing i’ve ever read. your an idiot.
Well, you’re a dumb bitch for commenting on every single post. Especially after I didn’t say anything wrong about her? Take your pills chick.
Okay, since clearly your unintelligent let me break this down for you…
1. “Dumb bitch” What is this second grade? Be a little more creative please, then maybe I’d have respect for you.
2. That was my first time commenting on anything. Unless your some kind of computer psychic, the first part of your argument is wrong.
3. “Take your pills chick” Haha that just made me laugh. Who uses the word chick anymore? And the whole take your pills thing…only a person on pills would be able to come up with that random statement.
Ahh, but again, this is just the internet right? I think it’s funny that your so high and mighty about people defending dana and how this site is stupid when you just got a little sassy when someone questioned you. Weird how that works isn’t it?
You are downright pathetic. Do you need to comment on every single thing written? You say everyone on here needs to get a life but look who replys back to everyone? And sassy, thanks babe. You’re a little sassy yourself
this girls ass is the size of a dump truck. everyone thought she was a fake bitch in high school. remember when u dated tim peota? yea ur a fucking loser dana
Fcking loser? No, I don’t think so. I think you’re the one that’s the fcking loser. Hating on Dana isn’t going to make your life any better or make you feel any happier. Everyone that’s posting all these awful comments are just pathetic. Dana may not have always been the nicest, but who the fck is all the time? Everyone’s an ass at some point because nobody’s perfect. When it comes down to it, dana is a good person. She makes mistakes like anyone else. She’s fcking human. But it’s just sad to see how many people take the time to bash on someone they probably don’t even know that well, just know from what they’ve heard and/or assumed. If anyone should be talking shi to someone or about someone it should be Tim Peota. He’s the fcking low life loser here. So just back off of dana-nobody deserves this kind of harassment. It’s seriously so pathetic. Focus on more important things in the world that actually matter, not bashing Dana.
she’s ugly so….who cares
Personally.. the illiterate “getlikeme” girl is an idiot, and guess what.. I’m going to talk about you on this website regardless if I know you or not. Everyone talks and thats my point. It always hurts when bad things are said about us and not one person can say they don’t give a damn. I’m not on this website, but my names been trashed on a different website before. All by people who don’t know me personally or what’s happened in my life over the past year. I just recently met Dana and she seems to be an extremely nice girl. So the people who are on here saying terrible things about her can get a clue, because you are clearly out there doing the same things you’ve accused her of doing. Let the haters hate Dana and keep doin you
dana no one cares who sticks up for u, u look like a donkey who got bred with a pig
Guess what “balls,” sucks that you have none.
that was an idiotic come back “missouri”
Kill it with fire
Hahahaha donkey and pig is spot on.
We used to be friends. Even if all you blind people think she isn’t good looking, try getting to know her. She is a fcking psycho, immature, drama infested, jewish, loud, obnoxious and stupid bitch. Shes on academic probation and has no friends of her own. They are all her roomates who talks shi about her behind her back. Dana = OVERALL FAIL.
think she IS* good looking
SHES A JEW!!! that alone makes her nasty.
she deserves to be up here more than anyone else in carbondale! what a loser! ha ha ha ha ha!
cancer.
she looks like the poltergeist
hahahahahahah no way is D TRAIN on here. hahaha this is so funny. hey D TRAIN, sucks to suck right? Good thing your nose job is noticeable….
hahahahah i have known this girl since her sophomore year of high school and these comments never cease to amaze me. they keep getting funnier and funnier. hahahahaahahahaha i love this website
agreed!!!! such a bitch.