Monster Kesha Wannabe
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sarah. Ke$ha wannabe( see the paintball explosion make-up on her face from a picture her friend took for a “ke$ha look a-like contest”) and beat down 30 year old that no man wants to settle down with because she has the belly of a 40 year old bud heavy drinker and arms the size of Serena Williams thighs. She works at a PetSmart grooming dingleberrys out of Iowa hicks’ pets and spends her time at dive bars hoping to get attention from halfway decent guys to spend money on her. So Nilk, do you think the ke$ha look is hot? Would you?
She must be a dog grooming all star with all the practice she has on herself.- nik
she needs to get an upper lip and lose half her body weight and fake nappy black person hair oooooweee!
She needs to get out of the kennel and get a dog license.
Wait, Ke$ha look-allike contest is a real thing? No really? In Iowa?
this heffer is notorious for her stretch marks and long skinny nipples and saggers..i wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole
my dog had better than that withought no papers
she’s a lying dirty bitch with body odor and tried to fck my boyfriend but he just laughed…this hoe needs to be knocked down to reality
suicidal pill popping hoe…with a body like that who could blame her?
hey ELLEN FATE get ur shit together and leave her alone. sorry she’s a better person than you, and we all know damn well you’re the one behind this and making all the comments. fuck off you stupid ex-stripper fake titted slutty manvestite whore. k thanks! meeoowwwww.
ELLEN FATE. get over yourself. no one including chad wants anything to do with you. sarah does hair wayyy better than you ever will sweetie. get up off her shit and go find yourself a life. and maybe focus on a real job, opposed to ur wannabe playboy you skanky B*&CH
Wow…. I’ve known her for at least 15 years and she definately is NOT the picture you are trying to paint!! For one she is not 30 and by looking at the pics posted how could anyone call her fat?!? You ALL need to get a life!
is this how they do hair in iowa? nasty hair and nasty lookin girl, and ur right nik…total dog ruff ruff!!! sounds like a cat fight goin on over a man!
Wow…. I have known Sarah for at least 15 years and she is NOT the picture you are trying to paint!!! For one, she is NOT 30 and how could anyone call her fat by looking at the pics posted!?! Get a life and stay the f*ck out of hers!!
actually i didn’t do this but it’s pretty spot-on hahaha and chad and i actually went to the beach the other day and we are friends because i have a boyfriend although he would like more if i was willing to go there, also…”cherie” if she’s better at doing hair than me than why did her salon in a town of maybe 2,000 people not make it and WHY doesn’t she DO hair anymore besides maybe out of a kitchen sink? get some class…once trailer trash always trailer trash…
well lets see maybe cuz there is um i dont know probly 10 maybe 15 hair salons in this town of maybe 2000 people….. get a life…. cant really have a successful business with that much competition in a small town.
i WILL say this, yes there were up to 10 other salons on main street along with me over the 7 years i did have my salon, plus the other random ones sprinkled thru town. thanks you cris and brooke for pointing out the situation/my skills. i love my friends!
Wow… I’ve known Sarah for at least 15 years and she is NOT the picture you are trying to paint!! She is NOT 30 and by looking at the pics posted how could anyone call her fat?!? Sounds to me someone is jealous…. Get a life and stay the f*ck out of hers. Remember Karma is b*tch!!
ellen was never a stripper hun she was a GO GO DANCER at clubs in chicago…get your fact straight, she and i used to dance together, something your body would never be good enough to do!
who the fuck cares? get a life ellen and leave her alone, what does it matter to you what she looks like or acts like or does? IT DOESN’T. not gonna call you a stripper whore (or gogo dancer ha) cuz i don’t know you and i’m better than that, but apparently you don’t have anything better to do in your life.
Wow, you people are terrible! Sarah is a sweetheart and a beautiful person, get a life, clearly you don’t have one.
Its pretty obvious the OP is quite intimidated by Sarah. Why else would someone go out of their way to try and humiliate her?! She isn’t 30 nor does she “have the belly of a 40 year old” but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night!
Iowa hicks pets…that’s a good one. Gee I am SOOO offended. What a tool.
Hey, I didn’t post this…I’m just trying to keep out of the drama…i understand how it could be pegged on me…believe what you want…sarah i don’t have a problem with you anymore…love is all you need people:)
wow, takes a real woman to post something like this … i’m guessing whoever you are, you are insecure about yourself & feel threatened by Sarah’s confidence & beauty. You must be a real piece of work to stoop this low… why don’t you try redeeming yourself & delete this absurd post.
Honestly. Whoever posted this should eat shit and die, so then I can piss and shit all over their grave. Sarah is a wonderful, genuine, BEAUTIFUL, confident person that any girl would be envious of. As we can all see you are. Stop making yourself look like a fucking idiot trying to make fun of her. I mean, get a fucking LIFE. A hobby. Something. Because this not only is pathetic, it is fucking absurd to believe anything this horrible about Sarah. She is a fucking SWEETHEART that people LOVE-but you probably know nothing about that because no one fucking ever will like, love, or want anything to do with you. For one of the many reasons; you are trash. You are fucking shit I scrape off the bottom of my shoes. Don’t try and bring someone down just because you hate your own fucking life and no one fucking likes you. Go choke on a dick at the strip club. Dueces.
P.s. Please go crawl in a dark alley and die because the world doesn’t need horrible people like you in it. kthx
Honestly. Whoever posted this should eat shit and die, so then I can piss and shit all over their grave. Sarah is a wonderful, genuine, BEAUTIFUL, confident person that any girl would be envious of. As we can all see you are. Stop making yourself look like a fucking idiot trying to make fun of her. I mean, get a LIFE. A hobby. Something. Because this not only is pathetic, it is fucking absurd to believe anything this horrible about Sarah. She is a SWEETHEART that people LOVE-but you probably know nothing about that because no one ever will like, love, or want anything to do with you. For one of the many reasons; you are trash. You are shit I scrape off the bottom of my shoes. Don’t try and bring someone down just because you hate your own retarded life and no one likes you. Dueces.
how juvenile. i am sickened by all of this. this site is a load of crap. sarah is lovely, and will not be brought down by a raging idiot. karma is a you know what, so enjoy getting your repayment.
Ellen just cut the crap. This is so beyond ridiculous. I’ve put up with you and your crazy bs for so long… You can sit there and say this wasn’t you that did this until you are blue in the face, but I’m not stupid. It’s all the same things that you’ve in the past texted me, emailed me, left in nasty voicemails to me (all of which I still have saved)… And if for some reason “you” didn’t post this, you ARE responsible for whoever did, because like I said, it’s all the same crap. Just move on, get a life that doesn’t revolve around making me look horrible, especially because all in all, I never did anything purposefully hurtful towards you. I know you want to blame me, but you’re blaming the wrong person for what you went through. Honestly all this does is show how insecure, bitchy, and horrible you really are. This is all I’ll write. Do what you want with your life, just leave me out of it. If not, I will be contacting the authorities again to hopefully put an end to all this once and for all. And PS to my friends, thank you for you support and concern, and helping me try to get this all to stop.
Oh, I guess there’s this too… I know you frequent this website. One of my supporter friends found your “I need your advice, Nik” posting (which oddly enough, posted almost the same time as this posting…). So just stop, or at least attempt to cover your tracks. Because all these things do is help me prove it’s you.
WOW…I honestly can’t believe a site like this actually exists. Anyone who actually uses this site for the purpose of putting others down needs to take a cold, hard look at themselves. What kind of a horrible person would actually take time and energy to make someone else look bad because it’s the only way they can make themselves look better. Sarah, on the other hand, is a BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED person that I consider myself lucky to know. I would pay good money to look like her. Oh, and by the way, I’m from that town of “2,000 people” where she had her salon and know from personal experience she does AMAZING hair and honestly anyone else here would tell you the same thing. Again, whoever is doing this must have a lot of their own personal problems to resort to such childishness. Jealous much??
I’m above this so I’m not even going to respond:) Jealousy is the ugliest trait remember girls!
isn’t this considered a resonse?
Sarah you have many fans! Who gives 2 shits about this stupid, insecure, so called go-go/stripper! If you ask me they’re pretty much the same thing! Ew! The only guys that wanna touch them are the ones with no teeth and can’t seem to get a real woman to acknowledge them..that’s why they created a job for girls that wanna shake their cottage cheese ass’s for disgusting men! You’re better than her and her made up friends..obviously!!I also can’t believe there’s a site like this..horrible. Sarah is beautiful and I only wish I was as attractive as she is! So who ever is posting these nasty things about her…go suck a dick and get a life!
It sounds like you are the jealous one, Ellen.
Keep your head up, Sarah! Everyone that truly knows you knows how amazing you are!
sarah’s been jealous of any girl who’s crossed her path bc she’s a fugly lunatic…ha ha ha
christ, this bitch makes me look human in comparison
the bird as loss her mind…sarah has blocked her whole profile, wha she hidin eh? that snaggletoothed croney face? brilliant sarah! a job WELL done:)
Ellen. The fact that you are still trying to creep on my profile thru your numerous fake facebook accounts astounds me. Lots of things I could say here, but I’m not. Just GO AWAY.
what breed is that?
i like the cheap zebra sheet draped as a back drop, that is not professional at all