She Will Swim For Your Swimmers


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she’s hot sh*t just because she’s a swimmer at Oregon State. Just because your name is on the roster doesn’t mean you’re good….NEWS FLASH….you never play. Little does she know she looks like an Oompa Loompa with Down Syndrome. she’s hooked up with half of the players on the Oregon State football/baseball/basketball…basically all the men’s teams. She should just call them all up at once so they can run a train on her…I’m sure she would love it. You know they only hook up with you because they’re bored and they know you’ll put out. Good reputation you’ve made yourself. Personally, I think that blue eyeliner makes her look like shes 12 years old. Come on girl…you’re not in 5th grade playing with your mom’s makeup anymore. How about you grow 5 inches and lose 20 pounds, then maybe the guys won’t make you put a paper bag over your head when they f*** you. Maybe losing those 20lbs will make room for you to gain some dignity and self-respect. Until then…keep that sign in your window lit up that says, “open for business 24/7″
She has no neck…she should play rugby.- nik










yeah im not sleeping tonight…
no neck monster alright
this girl is super disgusting…wow…how have i never seen her around campus before?? i feel like that face would be hard to miss
First of all, she’s one of the fastest sprinters on the team and definitely does “play” (we call it “swim” in swimming… dumb*ss). And yeah, go ahead and pick a picture where someone’s making a funny face and say they look weird, NEWS FLASH…it’s called a funny face for a reason… And last. Do you have muscle on your body? Probably not. Because if you did you’d know that if this girl lost 20 pounds, it would be alllll muscle, because she is not fat in any way. She is STRONG, works out, and you’re probably the jiggly fat*ss who should consider putting a quarter the time into working out as she does. Maybe then you could be an athlete, too! Probably not…
some coward is hiding behind a computer posting this about her, maybe you should take the time to know her and see that this is all just bullsht before you pass judgment. grow the fck up.
exactly, it is honestly so sad to know that you need to demoralize some human being in order to feel better about yourself and to be able to fit in with your posse of fake bitches that are all doin the same damn thing…haha whoever did this should burn in hell for being such a worthless human being.
whoever posted this (obviously a girl) is a fake ass bitch that is probably just jealous that she fcked “your athlete” that you were gettin at for a good 2 days….get a life ya trolls hahaha. hahah you girls are so sad nowadays it’s honestly embarrassing for yourself to post something like this that just demoralizes someone from top to bottom when you know deep down that there is something wrong with you in the first place…messed up…you’re in college…grow up.
Whoever wrote this:
First off, you obviously know NOTHING about this girl. If you did, you’d know she’s one of the fastest sprinters on the team, so she definitely does “play” (in swimming, we call it “swim”, dumba**). And of course go and pick a picture where someone’s making a funny face and say they look gross. NEWSFLASH… it’s called a funny face for a reason..so get over yourself. You obviously need a reality check, too, because if she lost 20 lbs it would be of pure muscle. She’s not fat in any way, it’s called MUSCLE. Maybe you should think about getting some.
she’s beat
nope, seems to be nothing wrong with the poster since they didn’t end up on the dirty….im not the poster, but its never the poster’s fault
you’re an idiot…