She Will Swim For Your Swimmers

May 17, 2011 Oregon State 11 9,212 Views

She'll swim for your swimmers!

She'll swim for your swimmers!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she’s hot sh*t just because she’s a swimmer at Oregon State. Just because your name is on the roster doesn’t mean you’re good….NEWS FLASH….you never play. Little does she know she looks like an Oompa Loompa with Down Syndrome. she’s hooked up with half of the players on the Oregon State football/baseball/basketball…basically all the men’s teams. She should just call them all up at once so they can run a train on her…I’m sure she would love it. You know they only hook up with you because they’re bored and they know you’ll put out. Good reputation you’ve made yourself. Personally, I think that blue eyeliner makes her look like shes 12 years old. Come on girl…you’re not in 5th grade playing with your mom’s makeup anymore. How about you grow 5 inches and lose 20 pounds, then maybe the guys won’t make you put a paper bag over your head when they f*** you. Maybe losing those 20lbs will make room for you to gain some dignity and self-respect. Until then…keep that sign in your window lit up that says, “open for business 24/7″

She has no neck…she should play rugby.- nik