THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachel Kastalein. This dumb girl thinks she is the hottest thing to hit CSU when in reality shes just the most annoying. She talks in a high pitched sqeal and brags constantly about how “sorority” she is when really she’s just a shell of a person with the personality of a fly. She is OBSESSED with my fraternity and thinks that all the guys love her when in reality she’s a joke (4 future reference rachel just because you love us doesnt mean we love you… it is a one way obsession) She’s always hanging around wearing skirts way too short for a girl of her size and begging for attention by acting stupid. Leave it up to this girl to try to make herself the center of everything when no one gives a sh*t about her or what she has to say. Sick of her putting others down because she needs more attention. Sick of her basking in her own glory when she is nothing special and should spend more time at the gym and less time at frat houses drinking herself farther into chubbyville while pretending every bro wants her when they all just want her to go away. Sick of her fake face around, and so is everyone else. I’m sure she will respond with something obnoxious and completely shallow because that is her only defense…. but take a hint.
I read your letter and from what I can gather, Rachel Kastalein is still a virgin.- nik