Take A Hint Rachel, You Are Not Cool
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachel Kastalein. This dumb girl thinks she is the hottest thing to hit CSU when in reality shes just the most annoying. She talks in a high pitched sqeal and brags constantly about how “sorority” she is when really she’s just a shell of a person with the personality of a fly. She is OBSESSED with my fraternity and thinks that all the guys love her when in reality she’s a joke (4 future reference rachel just because you love us doesnt mean we love you… it is a one way obsession) She’s always hanging around wearing skirts way too short for a girl of her size and begging for attention by acting stupid. Leave it up to this girl to try to make herself the center of everything when no one gives a sh*t about her or what she has to say. Sick of her putting others down because she needs more attention. Sick of her basking in her own glory when she is nothing special and should spend more time at the gym and less time at frat houses drinking herself farther into chubbyville while pretending every bro wants her when they all just want her to go away. Sick of her fake face around, and so is everyone else. I’m sure she will respond with something obnoxious and completely shallow because that is her only defense…. but take a hint.
I read your letter and from what I can gather, Rachel Kastalein is still a virgin.- nik
Gross…what a bunch of fatties!
Nik. I just died laughing at your comment. I had a similar thought half-way thru reading that. So this girl drinks your booze and doesn’t give it up. Sounds like your frat is full of p_ssies who would rather play greg swords than stick it in. Fail.
Oh yeah, def a virgin.
Rachel, Take a hint, you super hot. Hey poster, drinking beer at the frat house in a mini skirt sounds ok to me and ur brotards. Sounds like u have a huge crush.
there’s only one cure for frat rats….stick it in the butt.
shes a 3.5 on at best
they have more ass than a heard of donkeys
Yea a “heard” of donkeys. stfu illiterate bitch
The Christmas trees are beautiful!
Christ her arms are huge!
FYI ladies… If your arms look like this you need to spend some serious time at the gym, a nutritionist could help as well!
haha i love how girls dont know that there is a difference between being good looking , and guys wanting to fuck you…cuz lets get real a large percentage of guys out there will fuck anything as long as its somewhat descent ( fuck and nobody come on here and try to deny that) or as long as nobody finds out (thats if they are really really ugly)
I’d hit it. What kind of “bro” “fratard” is such a pus*y that he can’t say something to a girl if he is truly this bothered? Sounds like you and your bros are a bunch of fa*s (Not out of the ordinary for CSU) Rachel, come down to Denver. We’ll be at Lodos this afternoon.
So you would hit a fat, ugly, girl who is The Dirty. Wow, you look like a real winner.
Either the poster is a flamer, or a chick wrote this. I’ll go with flaming poster, he’s probably jealous she gets to f**k his bros and he doesn’t.
agreed!
lol at sissy frat boys who are afraid to tell this girl off. go back to teabagging each other.
haha. seriously. hey poster: quit feeding the horsey booze and it will go away. she’s not that ugly and her friends are kinda cute. you sound butt-hurt so i’m guessing you couldn’t get with her or them?
Sounds to me like the poster is the only one in the frat she won’t give it up too
I need to stick it in that big poop-box!
lulz
a guy didn’t write this… clearly she was posted by one of her “sisters”
Purple crayons must be flocking to that university.
Honestly, there is NO way that a guy wrote this post lol, nice try, but this is for sure a chick who has issues with this Rachel broad.
Haha that’s exactly what I was about to post! BS. A girl posted this… Also sounds like the girl who posted it is jealous of this girl over said frat house.
Omg. THANK YOU!! I knew it immediately as well, and can’t BELIEVE you were the first one to post it… So obvious. One of the brothers has a jealous girlfriend
hahaha! Start acting twice as flirty/fun now, you’re obviously competition for someone… And who doesn’t like to win 
serves her right for being b*tchy enough to post you up here.
Completely agree. As far as I’m concerned there isn’t a guy in the world who would complain about a girl wearing a short skirt who always comes round for drinks. If she was obsessed with “your” fraternity I’m sure she would be giving it away like there’s no tomorrow and there would be zero complaints from “you” and “your friends” since frat guys aren’t known to be too picky. (Just take a look at all the slutty university girls who get posted on here)
While I’m 95% sure you’re a jealous chubbier uglier version of Average Rachel, there’s still a 5% possibility you may be a guy. But that doesn’t make it any better because it just means she rejected you so you posted this basement-dwelling-p*ssy-loser smelling crap.
I agree….and if it is a guy, he’s a little on the queenie side.
This. Super obvious, these people are idiots.
Poster was definitely female. No doubt about it.
Who cares about the frat guy or whoever posted this. I am much more concerned with her stomach pouch.
virgin
I just transferred to CSU this year from ASU, there are very few actual hot girls here, its dissapointing. Lots of girls who try to trick guys by bleaching their hair blonde and wearing slutty clothes with beat faces, its like an army of blondes with ugly faces. This girl is no exception. Thinking of leaving next year
Sorry some girl had to write this to feel better about herself. Sorry rachel has more fun and more friends than you, while still doing well in school. I will never understand why people are so jealous of real girls who know how to party. Sorry she is partying while you are probably primping in the bathroom (lets not lie there is no way a boy wrote this). Sorry not sorry. Love you, rachel!
The girl in the purple sweater is beautiful!!! & this is a really weird post. I highly doubt a guy wrote it, but sounds like a jeal. girl…
I have a feeling the fat legged girl in the purple sweater that is probably hiding her freshmen 15 stomach posted this about herself. Ha…no fucking way. Send the brunette my way.
You people make being a virgin sound like something bad. “If” she is a virgin, at least the dude that “popped her cherry” would know that there would be no way that he would get any DRD!
Boys don’t say “chubbyville”. Poster is a facktard.
she’s hot i’d throw my dick all over her
That girl in the purple sweater…has tree trunk legs, cellulite and is bruised. There is not an ounce of muscle tone between these girls. Stop being a frat rat and become a gym rat. You girls need it.
Oh, and yeah, a girl definitely wrote this post. No fucking way a dude did.
The only cute one is the tall brunette thats being hidden by the fat blondes.
CSU sucks, boulder is where its at.
clearly a jealous chick who cant get a guy from “her fraternity” so she has to pretend she’s shocked by the attention this girl’s getting… rachel is hot!
dont know what “frat” this “guy” is in but this chick looks like a dime to me.
your haters are clearly your biggest fans
Know this girl. . . super smart in class, so how can you believe the rest? And yeah, this was written by a mean girl
OH DEAR GOD. I used my real name. It’s like I have the guts to own up to something I said… what a concept.
1) You forgot to mention Rachel’s prime locks of hair that cascade like a waterfall of greatness that you (poster) are clearly drowning under.
2) Your forgot to mention her extremely high alcohol tolerance level which leaves her chattin’ up with all the hotties while you’re obviously throwing up on your own chode dick.
3) Since when is being a virgin something to be ashamed of? Just goes to show the validity of this site… Clearly the only virgin is the person who took time out of their life to post this dumb waste of reading.
See ya never.
Your a virgin too,
Your a one legged freak
Your so anti social you must defend people on a website.
Your very pathethic that you sit on here and wait for someone to reply to you
You need to get a life and a dick cause if you choked on a dick mabye you wouldn’t have enough time to sit on here and defend your army of virgins
id lay pipe in that fat ass.
I keep waiting for Rachel to respond with something “shallow and obnoxious”. . . as the poster suggested.
Hmmm could it be that Rachel is not shallow and obnoxious, but sly like a fox? Perhaps, she has something better in mind? Check your six, ‘unknown’ poster, look out!
Rachel is a fun, smart, nice lady. And she likes McDonald’s
Get a life and stop writing books on a stupid website about a girl you don’t like, because you’re ugly and nobody likes YOU.
we can tell all those quarters pounders and going straight to her pooch
Pretty pathetic, trolling on a shit talking website. Judging by your wonderful use of ‘grammar’, you must be a liberal arts major. Get a life “Nasty Pus”.
you jelly “Nasty Pus” ?
Sam is in the wolf pack of army virgins… beware of her
I happen to be of the male origin
that’s a really trite and stupid one liner you keep using Nasty Pus. I understand you’re sexually frustrated, and I understand playing WoW won’t really get you laid in college.. so I have a suggestion for you, get off the internets and go do something productive. defect from your “wolf pack of army virgins”. oh and by the way, I have a penis (much more renowned than yours). have a nice day
Whoever wrote this is obviously a jealous girl that needs to grow a pair. If going to a site like this is the only way she can talk shit about someone than that is pretty pathetic! Rachel is a beautiful girl and doesnt deserve something like this to be said about her. Take a page out of her book and learn what it means to be classy.
this was not written by a guy. it was written by a jealous girl. get over yourself.
The sorostitute who left this message must be pretty jealous. For we only allow proper women into our castle, which Rachel looks to be. Nasty Pus- Fuck you GDI
Nasty Pus is definitly a GDI, sucks to suck
Rachel is foxy as shit and whatever girl wrote this is a pathetic cuntnugget. Rachel is one of the coolest people I have ever met and only a depressed, miserable person would post something as retarded as this on this stupid website. To whoever posted this-You suck, you’ll never be Rachel and I sincerely hope you jump off the next bridge you see. This pathetic post just exemplifies what kind of person you are. The world is better off without you.
Agree girl is smoking hott
whoever the jealous sorostitute was that wrote this – you are gut wrenchingly pathetic. had to pose as a “frat guy”? give me a break. tell it to her face coward bitch.
I am glad to see my brothers agree Rachel is the tits.
i’d hit all 4
how sad that someone has nothing better to do than post trash about a beautiful, smart, fun lady. rachel is the shit.
Mmmmm girl is a hottie, the azz in the x mas pic…… can’t hate on that, foco girl too, I’m n! honestly if a bunch of feat fags wanna hate, is take that as a compliment,
Dude…Rachel is not a virgin! I work at a mj dispensary on College near Cherry st. She comes in about every other week and I i giver her free weed for head or pussy (depends on how much she wants for free). Been doing that since November bro. Hope she is not anyones girlfriend casue she lets me rawdog that shit!
if i come in and make you my caregiver, will you give me the same treatment? sounds hot.
Hey if I come into your dispensary at College near Cherry, can I get free weed!! let me know, I’m there
I dated her awhile back n still cant find anything wrong with her. She keeps it classy n reps SD at any party!! Peace One Love
She can get it. Matter of fact, all of these chicks can get it. Poster is just being a hater. Cased closed.
obviously a girl wrote this and is pretending to be in the fraternity.