THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tara Campisi. I honestly think she’s one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in real life. Her half sister is Playmate Amber Campisi (Tara got all the looks there!). I grew up with her, and not only is she drop dead gorgeous, she’s also super sweet, sensitive, smart, and has had the same boyfriend for years. Oh and she has AMAZING legs!
How much do you want to make a bet that Chewy finger-banged these girls that night? From what I have heard from another girl who has an oily complexion also, Chewy’s fingers are thicker and longer than his Chu Chu.- nik