The Day I Met Blonde Snooki
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m a HUGE fan of TheDirty and usually follow most Dirty Celebs on Facebook or Twitter. Scooby Snack without a doubt is my ultimate favorite, not only is she smoking hot but she actually seems like she is a real down to earth girl and you can tell she lives her life like she wants it. I was in Vegas for a bday party and when we went to Wet Republic we had a cabana right near Scooby Snack and the crew was there including Freddy Fags. Scooby Snack was really cool when I introduced my self… anyway Blonde Snooki was there and OH MY F*CKING GOD… how the hell does that girl hang around all her friends without losing any weight… I mean damn talk about not fitting in, I mean anyone can bleach their hair but omg… check out the first pic, she takes up the same amount of room as the 3 others. lol. Nik, please explain this?
If Scooby Snack doesn’t cut Blonde Snooki from her crew I will do everything in my power to ban her from all Vegas pools.- nik
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Check out how Blonde Snooki has that Refund Gap in the first picture. Then look at the other two. So sad and pathetic, she presses them together!
just look at those fat ass water balloons on her wow they must sag to her knees when she showers.
Scooby Snacks’s face is worse than Blonde Snooki’s body for real. Its just disturbing.
AGREED. Scooby Snack looks like an uglier version of Holly Madison. Gross!
squishy face not scooby snack!
All egotistical whores need a fattie in the group
This crew is 4 or 5 deep at any given moment
snookis way better looking
she makes them all feel really good about themselves, plus let’s faceit, when you look like that your usually the funny one in the group.
What’s the deal with the man-face wearing the tiara? Is that a refugee loser from RuPaul’s Drag Race?
All these shims are f*cking disgusting!!!
word
Don’t know exactly why, but I like the little porker.
grosssss
scooby snacks bikini is amazing, anyone know where its from ??
Wal-Mart, little girls section probably.
i really think some of these posts are made up. how can someone seriously think that manly looking raver scooby snack is hot? she is HIDEOUS and looks like a man in a skirt. all these girls are equally unattractive.
God poster what a b!tch you are.. So for some reason blonde snooki cant ‘lives her life like she wants it’ too? Why? Cause shes fat? I notice you didn’t send any pics of you in… ASSHOLE.
Maybe blonde snookie is the DUFF of the group?
I bet she suck a mean you know what.
blonde snookie is my favorite DA celeb… I can stare at those flapjacks all day long. they are hypnotic
This looks like a case of “surround yourself with uglier girls to look semi attractive”. All those chicks are disgusting, i cannot believe they went out in public wearing bathing suits/hooker skirts
agreed
What is on Snooki’s left thigh in the 2nd picture? Absolutely disgusting!!
Nik, you are tripping ! I love little thick blond Snookie ! She is Aushwitz Hott ! Bad pun, I know….but some guys, especially me, love the thick lil mommas ! How can I get more info on little blond snooks ?
nasty! u probably have herpes
Oh yeah and whats going on, I can’t post from my iPhone anymore ? Anyone have this same problem ?
it’s not just you, I can’t post from my Ipad anymore either
scooby snack is so hot, nobody wants to see that swamp thing kicking around with her
I am writing this in hopes that she reads it………burn that f*cking suit girl. You don’t have the body for it! You look like a walrus choking on a fish net.
LOL!
i agree
Is that a baby bump or did that monster just eat someone?
Why dont we just call her fat Snooki instead. The real Snooks finally got a trainer and lose the pounds.
UGH….Lost*
trash attracts trash.
Since Snooki apparently lost a lot of weight, shouldn’t “Blonde Snooki” get a new nickname?
SS has an amazing set of titties. just sayin. damn, im jealous.
I wonder how many trouts payed for play with them. Have a good long look little girls, this is your future. Sure it looks fun for 7-8 years, but when you get crows feet, and your ass sags, you will be on craiglist.
I know every group male and female has a designated “Ugly” to beautify the rest.. but seriously? I pack of uglies!? How rare…
Not all girls can be 90 pounds, we all have different body types and for some women its Just impossible for us to be Hollywood thin. The only time I was able to be model thin was when I starved myself for two years and almost died. I hate the pressure us women have. I think all the girls in this picture look ridiculous and tacky. Bleached blonde hair orange skin is so trashy. But I don’t think the curvy girl should be put on blast just because she’s curvy…they all look retarded. They all need to wear more classy looking swimsuit’s
Oh my God are these things even human?
I was just recently introduced to “The Dirty” by a friend and I definitely didn’t expect to see Angela on here. Why do y’all call her the “Blonde Snooki” she looks nothing like that gremlin… This is the most horrible post I have ever read in my life. If you actually knew Angela you would know that she has a heart of gold. All of these girls are a package deal, you get one you get them all… Take it or leave it. And Angela would never be banned from any pool in Vegas. She IS Vegas!!
Real life snooki looks 100x better than fat blonde snooki. She looks like she dunked herself in orange paint and glued on horse hair colored with box dye. I dont think it gets any uglier than blonde snooki….sorry.
If THAT is Vegas I’ll take my chances with the rats in Reno
get a life- she is a wanna be… needs to go back to ohio or where ever shes from. she is NOT vegas… shes fat and ugly !
Ill bet there’s a “package deal” they are all to beat to be able to sell them individually!
Is she preggo or did that monster just eat someone?
You are all rude, she should be able to wear what she wants without ridicule. You have no idea how much words can hurt someone so think before you write!!
Lmao all these chicks are fug, but blonde snooki might be scooby snacks family, maybe a cousin or somethin, And she has no other choice than to drag her along? Idk just a theory.
Scooby snack, aren’t you a little too old to be rocking a gay tiara and hello kitty necklace? You need a nose job stat. Gag.
I have been a huge fan of scooby snack since long before she became “scooby snack”. but why is she hanging with this crew? It’s like Lebron James hanging out with a JV team.
Your analogy sucks worse than members of the Dirty Army!
These girls look like circus clowns! But I bet they have all their bills taken care of. Guys are so desperate sometimes.
People honestly thing this “Scooby Snack” thing is hot?
She looks like a freaking MAN! Like straight up what an ugly ass face, especially in the first picture.
Gross!!!
I don’t know about this Blonde Snooki chick, but the girl in the big pink glasses is smokin’ hot! I’d take her back to my place any day
why thank you <3 id be that girl! Love my blondes
Am I the only one who notices Blonde Snooki is extremely pretty?? She’d be the best-looking in the group minus the fake tan and extra pounds.
she really was legit hot before she got real fat, she was always a little thick but hot before. she needs to stop hammering the vegas buffets
ur insane!
good for her then, you can always lose weight but all the plastic surgery in the world will never truly be able to fix an ugly face, it just makes you look fake and plastic
What’s up with the drag queen wearing the tiara? It’s going to give me nightmares!
Blonde Snookie must have a funhouse mirror in her bathroom. There’s not way she thinks she looks good…
Look at the 3rd pic. If I met that crew in person, I would probably burst out laughing right in their faces. They look like a comedy team.
Like my dad always said, “Rode hard and put away wet.”
serioulsy none of these girls are attractive…..like fuck when did it happen that if a girl gets a bob job she is suddenly hot…..im sorry blonde snooki is gross and so is scooby snack…i mean her face is down right creepy
Please DO NOT EVer post another picture of that beast again. Those are the absolute nastiest fat saggin’ flappers/floppers I have ever seen. Please have some respect for yourself, hun. The walrus pit at Sea World is sexier than you….
Sarah Scheller is bald and wears wigs. Horrible extensions look like a muppet jew tranny. Does Kina Escort? I know Sarah and the rest of that pool party do.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT…woff woof woof
That whole crew should be cut, look’s like a cattle herd.
Natasha suarez looks like she needs to be apart of this crew! She has all the qualifications search her on here! She is so fucking busted.
all these chicks are ugly as fuck!!!!!
I’d like to see these swamp donkeys play a round of jeopardy, the only way I could laugh any harder
I’ll toss myself on that grenade… I bet she is willing to do anything in the sack…
Why do they even make bikini’s in that size?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ladies, I feel bad for u. Less is better. You guys look like circus clowns.
These girls are disgusting.
Like I said before, if these clowns are the ones representing Vegas , I’m canceling my tickets!! F*ck thats UGly!! Allllll of them!!
I want to cover her in tanning oil stick apple in her mouth and bend her over for hours of anal fun
this is like a horrible combo of Jersey Shore meets Rock of Love meets Paris Hilton
Scooby snack is the ugliest thing in the pictures by far.
Angela looks horrible. Being a “bigger” girl, she needs to realize skimpy swimsuits don’t work to well. Sarah needs to realize posing with her hand on her hip and arm sticking out does not improve her manly frame. All three girls need to stop bleaching the crap out of their hair and wearing cheap extensions. They all have roots showing and their hair looks like straw. The orange tans are not doing much for them either
Who let Hatchet Face in the first picture? Total photo bomb!
Has the herp gerp..RUN!
To be honest, she has a pretty face… probably the prettiest out of all of her “friends”. If she lost some weight and toned up a bit, got new boobs, she would be the hottest for sure. But for now it’s SS because her body is killer. I’m not even trying to be rude here, but I don’t understand how she thinks her natural boobs look good. I mean yes sometimes it’s nice to have natural big boobs, but only if they are still upright.. which hers are not. fix them and your world would change!!
i have seen this whole group in real life.dont want to say it but blonde snooki is hot in real life.her face is so much better than those other hookers.and her body is chubby but its delicious.kina looks like boy george -her face is gross. nik kick them all out.
i was also at wet republic and saw them there, the funny thinkg is that there was like 5 of them there and they were just hanging out alone!! they think there sooo cool but they dont have any friends lol
and freddy fags looks even more stupid in person!!
these ppl need to realise how dumb they look!!!
especially blonde snookie she is DISGUSTING!!!
her boobs really scare me
i wish they would stop posting about themselves- sick of having to look at their nasty pics. i wish they would grow up and get a life!
blonde snooks is hot! i want to cattle prong her face. i will show her how us mid west men do the rodeo. they are all better looking than most-but snooki’s face stands out over any of them. she was the first one i looked at but they need to get a new way of life. i cant deny i would kill to be with any of them even chubby snooki. give me her hole and those eyes. nik keep it up.
she was the first one you looked at because she is the orange elephant in the room….
i dont get the crown thing………..hookers arent princesses
Holy f*ck! No wonder there are so many closet gay men these days!
why is everyone all over these girls all the time…get a life people
i want to meet blonde snooki
These girls have to be slightly deluded. I weigh 120 pounds, 5’7″ but I know better than to wear skimpy swimsuits. How can she be confident enough, at her size?