The Pelican Was So Wasted, I Doubt She Remembers Anything

May 25, 2011 Dallas, The Dirty, The Pelican 4 5,431 Views

the pelican got robbed

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, the girl everyone calls “The Pelican” just recently posted on her facebook how she was ROBBED by a taxi driver.  I was there that night, she was so drunk she couldnt even stand, knowing her she probably gave the cab driver all her money and left her phone in the car. STOP claiming you were ROBBED & ASSAULTED when you were really just DUMB & IGNORANT. -dirty strong.

I would fly away on this one Pelican. Alcoholism is a problem that you need to realize.- nik