THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelsey Elliot is the biggest golddigger in San Francisco. She cheated on her pushover boyfriend of 5 years with 27 different guys all while her boyfriend bank rolled her and paid for vacations for her and her family. Her boyfriend worked out of town most nights and she would have random guys over nightly. She is a drug addict and has even done crack and meth and she has the worst body I have ever seen. She is in desperate need of +2s and her thunder thighs are hard to look at. She is f*cking crazy and needs to be put on blast. She thinks shes hot sh*t and she can pull in any guy just because she always has her legs open. Her boyfriend finally dumped her ass and now shes living with some kid and all they do is go to raves together.

I am guessing you are one of the 27 guys who fell in love because she said that she was going to leave her boyfriend for you.- nik