The Stunning Kato



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i stumbled across this wonderful lady a while back when she first set up her business, shes a clothes designer/model from the uk who moved to the us to start her now rather successful business making alternative style clothing… steampunk couture is the name of the company and her clothes are just as beautiful as she is, i dont know her exact location but i know she works from/company is stationed in hollywood and portland and shes one of a very small about of women i find attractive who dont have +2s i think shes down right beautiful and is a total star she may not be your usual type but i did add a photo or two of her with her new blonde hair as i know you prefer blondes
and i also wanted to show that the uk have some beautiful women…so would you?
Answer: No I wouldn’t, nice self post. Those mitts don’t hide your man hands and showing off your thick mid section is a mistake, your not a wrestler.
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SELF POST!
Well it’s good to see you are living up to your username. If I give you a fork and a toaster, will you promise to make me some toasted cutlery?
she’s too busy for a self post on this shitty site nice try though
She’s got that weird look on her face. . . Always.
Damn that is one tight ass body, I would love to make her one of my ex-wives.
She’s posted herself before, also. You responded positively so she embellished more. Girls like this seek out nerds because they like the attention they know they’ll inevitably receive.
mac force-field and photoshop? Wonder what is underneath all the false advertising? probably not much. I the top pic notice how her face and neck are one color and her body is another. Also look by her uppper arm in the pic as well.
It’s called makeup and lighting… you fucktard. This chick is hotter than any bush pig you’d be able to land. Google images of her, or check out her Steampunk site before making an ass of yourself next time. She’s uber thin, and smoking hot.
she’s hot. and some girls have pale skin and rosier complexions. nik, you are such a douche. your wife looks like a man and is chubby in person with cellulite. saw her at the pool and i wsnt impressed. and you look like a what the fck….. as in what the fck are you? beaner, sand n*gger or jungle bunny. YOU are pathetic. I am gonna post a pic of you and i bet you won’t approve it, cuz you can’t take what you dish out
i soooooo agree with this.
dammn she into girls at all?
and what part of Portland is she in?
im the one that posted this im not her i can assure you if you want ill post my facebook profile if need be lol i just ordered a few thing of her site and saw her when she lived in the uk once or twice and i dont really understand what you mean by thick mid section? shes just has stomach muscles and when your really thin theyre pretty obvious lol, and she hasnt edited the last 2 pics the 1st was done and edited by a photographer which nearly all togs do before they will release pictures, eitherway shes a great girl and i thought she was way better than half of the girls on here, from the sounds of it better than niks wife lol.
SELF POST!!!!!! And those aren’t stomach muscles sweetie. It’s skinny fat girl. Ethiopian lookin. And if these pics are the best you got, then that’s not saying much. NEXT!
Are you always this stupid or were you making a special effort when you let this shit fall out of your mouth? Skinny fat girl? The fuck does that even mean? Do some fucking research before opening your shithole mouth you dumb twat. Kato is skinny as a rake, and has tight little stomach muscles. She’s a model, that’s how they are built.
Are you people fucking blind on top of being stupid? Chirst!
Hold on….isn’t this Niqi Cavanaugh?
clearly your a moron, the girl is stunning, and is prettier than most the girls on here, lack of a pair of fake tits does not make you a guy :/
cheap jeans ruin everything.
they arent jeans…their jeggings
yeah, my mid section looks almost identical to hers and i never considered it thick, just strong/athletic. sometimes i wish it was more narrow and dainty but i realize i would have to simply stop working out to do that and that seems way less desirable overall….this girl looks awesome to me!
she looks like mickey avalon
“Hey Guys what does this outfit need?”…Gardening gloves?…right!!!!
well having studdied fashion and is a professional designer im sure she would have a better idea of what looks good on her and what doesnt?
whats her real name? i’d LOOOOOVE to get to know her
kate lambert according to her fb
damn it i can’t add her :’(
Model my ass. Who would hire this witchy bird face? She looks 40.
If you think she looks 40, then clearly you are way too young to be on the internet by yourself. Now run along and play with the other special need’s children would you?
She’s a nasty attention seaker!
And she steals ideas… nothing special about this cling-on!
Have you been around Hollywood before, nothings new anymore. Everything is borrowed and re-sold to the public. I’m sure “you” know plenty of being a “cling-on” .
Unless you met her personally, who are you to say what she is like?
She’s very talented and gorgeous, and some people here must just be jealous to leave such nasty comments.
Kate Lambert aka Kato is a fraud. She claims to have a business in Hollywood that’s a lie. She used to room with friends in Santa Clarita, and moved to Oregon, because she couldn’t afford to stay in the OC, or LA. Anytime she travels shes going to hang out with friends, not a photoshoot.
She sews clothes, and makes costumes, nothing more. I noticed how she acquires trinkets, and furniture claiming to have built them herself. If it sounds to good to be true it is.
Steampunk Couture is a hobby, not a business. No outlets carry her clothing line, and nothing is mass produced. She creates one piece of clothing at a time, and mix an matches the same outfits. She’ll post one costume with the font words coming soon.
She doesn’t utilize a professional photographer, or can afford to hire models. She gets friends to dress up for her, or often sports her costumes herself, and has one lowly toad friend with a camera take pictures. They have no lighting equipment, or professional set-up.
Kate has an account on Amazon, and asks for free gifts like a fetish model. Of course a mass quantity of perverted men stalk/ follow her on facebook, and send her freebies. If they only knew how Kate really looked without all the white powder, hair extensions, wigs, and make up. Its true she is an attention seeker. Guys, and geeks alike are obsessed. Shes become somewhat of a facebook celebrity creating this fantasy life style. In actually shes problay working as a cashier, or waiting on tables somewhere in Oregon behind the scenes.
bitch you better watch what you say about Kato i have been friends with her for 15 years and you have no ideal wtf you’re talking about so stop running your mouth because once i show her what you posted you’ll prolly be hearing from her real soon and it won’t be a nice conversation so bitch you need to get a life
Are you kidding me? She claims to have been drawing since she was ten. Have you seen her drawings? It doesn’t look like it, and she also claims to have learned to use a sewing machine in her twenties. It takes 10 years, or so learn to be a proper seamstress.
Um… your argument lacks validity.
I have been drawing since I was five, and granted, that doesn’t automatically mean that I draw great. I draw horribly. But I’ve still been drawing since the age of five.
Just because you do something for years doesn’t mean you automatically get better and become a professional with it.
Get a life, already. One chick dresses up like her favorite comic book character, goes to a geek convention, and then promotes herself all over the internet. Then all you slobs, ugly and disgruntled people from home turn to her facebook for comfort. Shes not a singer, shes not an actress, shes not a model. Shes a woman who makes comic costumes. One normal looking person shows up in a crowd full of geeks, and my god look what happens.
Good lookin girl,
low quality semstress.
A good looking girl with (i think) good designs but the cltbes are low qualityand way over price.
Les commentaires à la con sont écrits par des jaloux qui n’ont justement pas une vie aussi palpitante que celle de Kato. Ils s’emmerdent chez eux, alors il la traque et la dénigre.
Kato est une femme, belle, respectueuse et intelligente. Elle est attentionnée également. Quand on achète quelque chose dans sa boutique online, elle est hyper attentionnée, elle fait un jolie paquet, l’envoi rapidement avec toujours des cadeaux surprises, alors qu’elle n’est vraiment pas obligée. Faut arrêter de la dénigrer parce que vous êtes tout simplement jaloux. Bande de jerks.
She lives with Rion Vernon. Look up his artwork. Hers looks EXACTLY the same. All she did was have him teach her some tricks in PS and now she’s a big “star”. lol
I’m disappointed that people think this is a self post. Kate doesn’t type like a retarded kid.I would also love to see how many of you have more than 130,000 fans on Facebook, or if anyone actually knows your name. Your hatred and jealousy is honestly just shameful. She is a truly wonderful woman and I hope she never sees this. This is just disappointing. Way to be awful, citizens of the internet. I’m still trying to figure out why this website even still exists.
Too bad she’s married and keeping it a secret, And from rumors she’s more than a little messed up in the head.
Apparently, it is coming to light that she is actually married and liar.