Toronto’s Playboy Golf Scramble Was Really Disturbing
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik here it goes, everyone knows Hugh Hefner basically runs various “sex services” at the Playboy Mansion. Basically girls get paid to be there with him and give him “extra” help as needed. Now seeing all the girls he has been with and how old he is now (85) we all know he needs to get his eyes checked. Toronto’s very own Playboy Golf Scramble lineup looks really disturbing. I’m totally lost for words now. I figure to represent Playboy and Toronto you have to have some type of good looks! I guess not. Standards has gone down at car shows, bike shows, and any show in Toronto that requires a “model”.
I am coming to Toronto in June. I hope this isn’t the talent I have to look forward to. My first Canada visit will be epic. I decided.- nik
Toronto Nik? Vancouver is where you should make an epic apperance. Vandirty needs you.
I( like the way the team incorporated a couple of chimps into the mix.
When you dress them up they kind of look human?
You are a fucking racist ass faggot go suck some dicks and stop saying ignorant shit! dumb as bitch
He’s scared of Van, he’ll probably get shot!!
I glad to see some sisters in this pickture.
Yes are feemales be nassy but they is are feemales so’s we needs to stand behind them.
I do that but to be honest i still prefers white boys for my down low fun?
I don’t know what is more gross, your atrocious grammar or the fact that you’re a big homo.
One nights me an my Down Low friend (DANIEL) be’s a layin in my beds and Daniel done the deed to me fo the 3rd time an he start to cryin.
I say Daniel what be wrong?
He say his Great Grandaddy has a little black playmate as a child on the plantation and one days when he came home the little colored friend be gone. he ask greatgrandaddy whats happen an great grandaddy said he had done traded Little Kunta for a mule an two sickly chickins, now dat hurt?
Eff Toronto! If you want to see hotness, go to Montreal!
yeah but for real dirt you go to Toronto because it’s closer to Burlington and Shwa lol
DIBS!!!! Middle Girl In The 2nd Picture!! DOUBLE DIBS!
Really? Look at her genetically deformed face and sagging tummy. She looks like she could be 40 minimum.
Her nose is probably longer than your c*ck.
no need to call dibs, you can have him.
satire bro’s……….how do you ni*ggers actually think i want dibs on this pig. i f*ck hotter bitches on a bad day stupid drunk on xanex.
These pictures can’t be real. Someone is real good w/ Adobe Photoshop.
it’s like they asked for all ugly girls to come to the event instead of good looking.
One thing you all have to realize is that “Playboy Golf” is a completely separate entity from “Playboy”. The Playboy Golf people are leasing the rights to use the “Playboy” name in their events. Hef has NOTHING to do with which girls they recruit to be your caddies. Get your facts straight before you go blasting on Playboy and Hef… Thanks.
good luck getting into canada with a DUI
Playboy is in dire straits money wise. They will try and drum up money anyway they can. No more dime pieces only for p.b.
He11 with Toronto.
Stop in Detroit.
come to toronto!! do you know where yet?! i need to make sure im at this shit!
Hahaha these girls sign up for the golf shit bc they somehow think they will be playboy modlela..how stupid can you be.
Oh and look it’s Natalie gauvreau in the second pic….well known hooker in Toronto…she’s been posted a few times but always gets it removed…ud think she would want the free pr lol.
I am 54 years old.
If I am forced to see sh!t like this for the next 54 years… I will kill myself and celebrate a better life.
While dead.
OMG, I love the meth-face with the Kate Gosselin ‘do. Playboy is so done.
Go to a strip club in Toronto called “Club Pro” Nik and let me know what you think. This is the best place that I have ever been in my life!
The “PRo Club” you mean? All they want to do is service you. I Found Whisky a Go-Go more entertaining. Pro-Club is a nicer establishment. One of the best strip clubs by far in Ontario is The Sundowner in Niagara Falls.
does anyone know who natalie gauvreau’s boyfriend is ? the guy she brags about using for jewelry, cars and trips ? she is the blonde girl with long hair on the right in the second photo.
Jaysus H Kerist. I just threw up in my mouth.
I think i see Mary’s grand-daughter in the crowd…
Those 2 black girls are straight up the blackest people I’ve seen in the entire planet.
ppl pls, no canadian tour is complete without a toronto stop whether its first or last.
anyway after looking at those pictures I wanted to say yuck.
dont worry nik, hot girls will come to visit. I will come to your booth to shake your hand like a lady. If Shaynes there hopefully some chit chat. shots with the rest
Just wondering how you’re going to get into Canada with a DUI? Anyways, I hope you come to Edmonton! Pleaaase! And oh God girls in Toronto are so ugly.. fake tans and horrifically long hair extensions.. they look American. Go to Montreal.. hottest girls EVER there..
That is an atrocity. And I just had dinner. I’ve been to TO – there are a lot of hot chicks. This shows how little pull Playboy has.
What is this poster talking about? These girls are smoking hot!!!!!!
newfoundland.
seriously, get to the rock, they are the friendliest, funniest people on earth, and they love to drink.
i think shannon tweed is from there? well she used to be hot, maybe she’s got some nieces there.
Newfoundland HA! beer guzzlers and white trash!
Yes Shanon Tweed is from NFLD as am I. I’ve traveled all over Canada and when I tell people I’m from Newfoundland they say we have the most friendly ppl in Canada and its a beautiful provance..
I’ve heard this from many differnt ppl .. So the other poster is just a hater hating on Newfoundland.. Probley never even been there in their life.
Yep, travel to Canada with a US DUI might be a hurdle. I “obtained” my DUI in 2006 and have been to Canada 4 or 5 times since then with no incident, but I realize that at anytime, they can deny me into the Country because of it. You can request a pardon and maybe you have, but it is worth looking into. Cheers.
Toronto is an awesome time. Make sure to be at Chevele on Sunday nights. Soooo much talent
The purple crayons can have ALL of them.
Howz a criminal going to do the border?
If so prob should steer clear of the west. Shiat gets settled out here without lawyers
It’s a wonder they even have teeth.
Based off the last few weeks posts…Nik, you will fit right in there….keep making your money and going in the direction….
HAHAH…Toronto nightlife is trash compared to Montreal.
Do it up big in T dot, then head down the 401 to Real city for some real partying.
f*ck toronto come to vandirty we need you!
Man…. I just dropped $3k to play in the one in Miami…. I hope the girls there are not that nasty…. I hope the girls there gave the golfers alittle extra…
EWW! what the fuck is this…..out of all the girls in TO they managed to gather all the shims in one event…good job Playboy= no standards
who ever posted this is just mad they didnt get picked…thats the one thing about toronto most of the girls are haters!!!!! hey hater maybe this year you will make it!!!! but probably not!
The reason the quality of models is so low is because Playboy Golf in Toronto DOESN”T PAY. Last year they held a “casting” at Tryst nightclub and booked any girl that showed and agreed to do it for the “status”. I know because i’m a model and they kept approaching me. I’m an actual model, I DO NOT work for free and definitely not standing on a golf course looking like a hoe for 8 hours. With the amount of money they make off of this event they could easily pay and get some real, Playboy approved, legitimate models. It’s the organizers fault – Frank Rosso and Emily Pulitano
Ha! The old lady on the right in the middle pic looks like Kendra’s mom!!
This is Toronto – nice city – Hef has never been to Toronto.
This so called Golf Scramble is just a cheap PR event they do in every city. These girls are no closer to being in the magazine as they are to joining the PGA tour.
i think i saw a sheep dog in one of those pics
the second photo, blonde girl on the right – natalie gauvreau
she is curently using some rich guy for expensive gifts etc
does anyone know who her new victim, i mean boyfriend is ?
they just round up the cheapest wonna be models with no shame.
Paige Elizabeth May Hahahaha Always getting put on the site…This time along with her UGLY Russian friend Suzy. How low do u go? lol
“Just because you were in a fashion show at the mall And that’s all.
No No No No
Just because you airbrushed off your C-section scar
That doesn’t mean your stomach is good enough to be up on that car
Anyone can get a Model Mayhem account, that doesn’t make you a star
Non of the photographers in your Top 8 even know who you are
And just because you hand out Bud Light key chains at the bar you work at that doesn’t make you a Bud Light Model.
That just means you work in a bar…”
this is nasty i know there are way better lookin bitchz in the dot then this trailer trash
Memo to Self: Stay the Phuck out of Toronto!
natalie has gotten so much plastic surgery, she barely looks like her original self.. guess hooking pays well these days.
rick, no one knows “sexy nat g’s” man…all ppl know is that he is married and 40 something who’s wife just had his 3rd kid! canadian and clearly loaded and possibly semi famous bc she has to be so secretive about it. he pays alllll her bills and like alicia said her plastic surgery too. they have an agreement that she is not to see anyone one else and must remain exclusive to him for her to keep on getting this generous pay day. shes super skinny now with a lip job, nose job, eyebrow lift and second boob job…she looks NOTHING like she used too! she only sees her married bf when he goes on his business trips…she is a hooking mistress i guess lol, but is so delusional and says her and her man love eachother and thinks it is a real normal relationship! anyways, her man will always be a mystery but i believe is very influential and possibly the reason why all her photos get pulled from the site. did anyone see the photos someone posted of her before any plastic surgery with brown hair!? lol omg
yes natalie gauvreay has had a lot of plastic surgery – boob job big deal – but i see the lip job and nose job (which she really needed).
Cant believe she had a brow lift at her age !
She seems to go to miami a lot – and if this man really loves her she should move their with him !
“all ppl know is that he is married and 40 something who’s wife just had his 3rd kid!” where did you get that information from ?
the black girl’s are actually very pretty , and i’m white lol.
nat g is a member of the dirty army now….so hide all her posts..
how is she a member of the dirty army ? shes a gold digging hoeeee
Nat G is from a small dirty town in northern Ontario called New Liskeard. She’s super dirty