THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik here it goes, everyone knows Hugh Hefner basically runs various “sex services” at the Playboy Mansion. Basically girls get paid to be there with him and give him “extra” help as needed. Now seeing all the girls he has been with and how old he is now (85) we all know he needs to get his eyes checked. Toronto’s very own Playboy Golf Scramble lineup looks really disturbing. I’m totally lost for words now. I figure to represent Playboy and Toronto you have to have some type of good looks! I guess not. Standards has gone down at car shows, bike shows, and any show in Toronto that requires a “model”.
I am coming to Toronto in June. I hope this isn’t the talent I have to look forward to. My first Canada visit will be epic. I decided.- nik