THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of people in America are misunderstanding Xyz and what he is all about. If you got the time watch this video and you will understand why he is what he is and why he acts like he acts. Then man is a damn GOD nik.
Come at me bro. I think Xyz needs a new chin and nose (no homo).- nik
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No, what this dude needs is an anti-douche lobotomy, STAT.
I can’t wait for the first video to surface when he visits Vegas and get’s his A*S handed to him .
No Way this is real……I mean is it really possible for someone to be that big of a douche bag and not know they are the biggest tool on the planet?
get in there……what a gimp, jyzz man
the over under on how many sausages have been inside him: 8
Over
enough zxzxzxzxzxzzxzxzzxzxzzxzxzzzzz! I shouldnt be watching gay porn at work… Back to work
More Like Come on Me Bro!! What a fag!!! LMMFAO!!!!
this dude is literally in his own world.
This guy’s a straight up LOSER brahhhh. American girls would never take this thing serious
hahahah!!! this dude is like every american wanker posted on here. At least they are a bit rarer in Aust. And bottle rats lap it up, you know that..
Man oh Man. This is some highly retarded stuff.
HOMO ??? YES !!!
Zit, your a HOMO !!!
Anyone can look like this with roids, fake tan and that douche bag hair cut! Xyz is 100% for the gays
What a DOUCHE! If he had done push ups in front of my car I would have hit him with it BRAH!
God he’s lame, 11min video of Nothing but this douche, gag me! Fckkkkk I would like to see some fight videos some of where he gets punked I’m sure they’re some out there…..
what a fake pin dick douche bag…….gross.
Zyzz? You mean “jizz” (no homo) What a douche – stay in Aussie land please.
I am a chick nice body cut the head off though and I want to know what he does as far as a profession if anything?
a person who self promotes themselves like this is called a promosexual. so boring his name should be ZZZZ, LIKE i’m asleep.
What a narcissistic douchebag. His only job/goal is to try to get attention every single second of his pathetic life.
i think nik has a man crush on tnis homo.
He is a troll get over it… have a laugh!
Motorists in Australia are polite….try that in Chicago and they will turn Jyzz into a speed bump….someone please put a Osama Bid Laden mask on him and call the Navy Seals right away.
I think the guy honestly just doesnt giva fck and he just has a great sense of humor and he is more or less mocking the Jersey Shore guys. he is a marketing genius and people enjoyed watching it. He has balls in the aspect he doesnt care what people think and he just wants to goof off and have fun! He makes his friends laugh and gets a reaction out of people. An opinion from a Vancouver BC girl
your an idiot
Shocker… you’re from VanDirty.
If this guy isn’t the biggest faggot in the world, I don’t want to know who is!
is this guy for real? he is 100% gay, and why does he dance like that???? FAGGG!
Zyzz vs Technoviking in a dance off
OH GOD YES. That would be amazing. And then hopefully Technoviking will beat Xyz’s ass for being such a idiot.
You got to hand it to him not everybody can throw a gay rave their shit box car!!!
lol
This guy is an idiot. His persona isn’t even amusing. Just nauseating and annoying. Seriously, Don’t ever come to america. You will get destroyed and jumped at every street corner. F*cking joke.
i love zyzz
10/10 wood plow
mirin hard, yes jelly
this guy is a fcking homo. Come to California and I will beat your monkey ass…..all the pushups and bench presses in the world wont help you.
Would you all like some peanut butter with that immense amount of JELLY?
lmao@ all the haters ITT.
they mad.
they all mirin the aesthetics but they jelly. especially the dumb american sluts i wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole (i’m american).
I am a huge fan of the dirty for a while now! Every since you’ve been posting xyz I feel he is the Hottest guy I’ve ever seen, yea kinda douche but it’s funny! People just hate bc they can’t be as ripped as him!
This has to be a joke…or someone is making fun of him. It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people.
i think this video only further proves that Jizz is in fact a douche-tard!! this is too cheesy!!!
Please let there be a video out there of someone clowning this dude in public!
Wow, what a champ.
Nik please only refer to this guy in the future
As “jizz” his new American name. This guy
Is what he swallows.
What. A. Douche.
I think the gauntlet has been thrown down! Mayweather vs Pacquiao, Silva vs St. Pierre. And now the matchup that the world has been anxiously awaiting…………………….
Zyzz vs Spike in an epic danceoff. Make it happen Nik!
I would like to drop him off in the middle of Concourse Ave in the south Bronx so he can show off his greasy muscles to all the homies. They’ll be finding pieces of him in dumpsters all over NYC.
lol this guy is fucking awesome!!! He has a great sense of humor and is obviously F*in around. Hes body is jacked, this guy motivates me to get ripped.
Step 5. Don’t ever be like this guy.
Zyzz is an absolute total douche and all this video does is prove that!! The amount of time it took me to watch that video I want that time back in my life cause it was the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Who ever sent this video in and said Zyzz is God needs some serious help. If that guy lived in the US he would probably get his assed kicked on a daily basis!!
too long
pass
what confuses me most of all were the 2 guys in the back seat of the car doing their dance moves….that shit reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
also alphabet there has no sense of beat or tempo
pretty sure that this guy is mocking himself. Its not funny. Its only funny when the f@ggot has no idea that he is a total f@ggot like frog. This douche knows that he is a f@ggot and doesnt seem to care.
IT STILL MAKES HIM A HUGE F@GGOT.
also, australian people are stupid .
this guy takes it in the ASS!!
oh man at the end when he was flexing in traffic, i would have given anything for someone to run over him lol… that would have been epic.
lol this guy is great..am i the only one who finds this shit funny….and i mean fuck you guys on here need to get you panties out of a twist….i mean this is clearly a joke (i mean it has to be doesnt it)…i mean all these guys on here talking shot are probably the smae ones who call themselves guido or wear that gay ed hardy shit..and put a whole fucking tube of gel in there hair. Lol you guys talk so much shit about how this wouldnt “fly” in america. Umm have you guys not heard of the situation? a guy who is making millions of dollars for being the same type of douche…i mean the behaviour of these guys is almost identical. anyway to all you morons who will undoubtedly respond to this buy saying im a fag or whatever you will…remembe this you idiots still took the time to watch a video about someone you clearly dont enjoy watching…so i guess im asking the questions how pathetic are your lives if you are not only willing to watch this “fag” but comment and analyze his behaviour? (and if he is gay who gives a shit..its not like any of you will ever run into this guy) you losers know who you are and may feel big when your behind the keyboard but reality really has a way of bringing ppl back down to earth….
This bloke looks like a juiced up Rod Stewart. I’d buy him a Foster’s anyday.
Does this idiot make his own videos? Or is it his gay harem? Either way, so sad it makes me want to pop a pill in his honor.
You’re the getraest! JMHO
gotta love his cheap dusty wig
Yup, still don’t get it…. as a matter of fact I think this video only made me think.he is even more of a douche…. stop trying to make him happen in the us.
As a female, i’d never in a million years let him touch me… he looks like a f*cking cocky douchebag loser
Real brain power on display. Thanks for that anwser!
no matter how big , buff and bad zyzz gets. He will always be that shell of a skinny girl looking boy that turned gay from being picked on in high school and rejected from women.
now he does roids, fist pumps and takes dick in the ass….big improvement.
ADHD & Roids…Nuf said.
Is he Lebanese? He looks like it? He is hot but really cheesy! He was so cute in his high school pictures!!!
HILARIOUS in a I’m-totally-laughing-AT-you way
watta douche hahahaha
why is his name not, “Jyzz”?
Great thnkiing! That really breaks the mold!
as long as he’s not older then 26-27 he’s just have fun.
i would let him fuck the shit out of me. he’s fucking foinee.
seriously, he needs to stop spending so much time on his upper body and work his legs. he’s got toothpick legs that can fit into skinny jeans. no God has toothpick legs. utter fail.
Even though I kinda hate to admit it… Physically, he is so hot! The downfall is he knows it. All these commenters must be male, because there is no denying his body is on point.
Hm… Says at the end of the video that Zyzz is a made up character and that this guy is just an actor pretending to be a major douche. LOL Could this all be just a joke?
i loooove his bod. mmmm
Can we talk about his hair?
The funniest part is that for all his shirtlessness and posturing not one person turns their head to get a better look at him……
if he was such a god wouldn’t the public be more interested in him?
This is ground control to Major Tom….David Bowie wants his gay hair from the 70′s back you Douchesaurus. You are a terrible dancer, and this is coming from me, the whitest white guy on the planet. Please stop doing everything that you are doing, I’m embarrassed for you. I’m begging you to take a good hard look at your life. When techno music is the soundtrack of your life, its time to throw yourself down an elevator shaft. Please stop being you.
how can you guys hate on a guy thats this sexy, no homo
because we arent butt pirates riding zyzz’s cock
is this guy an actor? or is he seriously just that big of a d bag?…