THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl calls herself Starla Darling. She thinks she’s hot as hell and runs around town half naked saying she’s a gogo dancer and a model but really she’s just a dirty pepsihead. Which is ironic considering how fat she is. Besides all that she’s a raging alcoholic and is a prone to psychotic drunken outbursts. Apparently she gave some other girl head under the table at the nastiest dive bar in town. She wears her makeup like a 2$ hooker to cover up how ugly her face is.
The sad thing is I think her thigh ripped those tights and it wasn’t done on purpose.- nik