Auburn’s Finest



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we don’t have the highest quality girls here in Alabama, but I wanted to show you this girl from Auburn that everyone is saying is so hot. What do you think of Lauren, what is she is California like a 6?
In California she is a 4.9982661, she is too fat for the west coast.- nik










Hmm.. Are you sure you don’t mean Auburn, WA? That’s a Hawks Jersey.
agree with Cass. not too many seahawk fans outside the northwest and i’m pretty sure that restaurant is 13 Coins downtown. you can tell by the high leather booth. great place to eat before the game.
This is a perfectly HEALTHY, slender and pretty young lady- if she is too “fat” for the morons in Hollywood or anywhere else for that matter, then move your asses to Ethiopia- you’ll find thousands of starving, bony women- oh, wait, they can’t afford plastic surgery there, so, you’d have to just deal with normal starving women instead of the plastic coated ones you like. Get real you morons.
she’s not in alabama. are you serious or just one of nik’s posters?
Dreamy eyes damm!!! Are you sure ALABAMA!!!