THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Duan Mackenzie, Duan pronounced “do-anne”, just so everyones clear on who were talking about here. This girl thinks she is some kind of princess because she has met and attempted to wh*re herself out to celebrities. Any free local function that involkves any kind of celebrity she’ll be there and she makes it a point to talk to them. Some even pawn her off to their friends, like Andy Milonakis’s buddy who slept with her and she insists that they are good friends (andy and her). She met Dane Cook and made her boyfriend get out of the picture, she also cursed him to hell to everybody saying she could have f*cked him if it wasn’t for her boyfriend…well aren’t we the little sl*t? This girl is a ho, fo sho and I want everyone to know it.
Dane Cook wouldn’t hit that, Do-Anne don’t get your hopes up.- nik