THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Winnipeg’s very own Dirty Doug Brown. He plays on the city’s whack ass football team and is already too old for his own good. He still messages my friend when he’s not in his hometown and REFUSES to let anyone know he’s even seeing his actual “for now girlfriend” who goes by the name “Crissy”. He LOVES his groupies and hence why you see his facebook has NO indication of a “girlfriend”. He needs to be put on blast and tell him to choose because groupies and bootycalls will only find the next best thing!!
Canadian football is not really a sport. Girls be smart and understand these are not real athletes.- nik