Ever Wondered What A Skinny Jessica Simpson Would Look Like
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this chick is pretty popular in Long Island and Maryland, I mean explain why else she has 5,000 friends on Facebook (I’m sure the +2s have nothing to do with it). She’s extremely hot and I know you would.
It’s crazy how much she looks like Jessica Simpson (circa 2000).- nik
HAHAHA SKINNY jessica? uhhhmmmmm… I’ve seen Jessica Simpson skinny and she was way thinner than this cow.
OK you dumb wh*re. why dont you change your “name” so we dont realize it is a selfpost that keeps commenting. i’m sure you eat cookies just as often as the cookie monster you ulgar
What is she doing with that filthy, nasty, smelly, chimp.
He is blacker than coal and he has one of those odd shaped noggie heads to boot.
Dayum I scrolled up to look at his monkey face and all I see is a big black blob. These creatures need to go back to their Glory Days on the Plantation. If they would surrender themselves to the good and kind master they had I feel very sure after a good whoopin he would take them back even though they are lazy and vitually worthless beasts of the field. The negro can Never Be Happy on his own Only The Firm Hand of a white master can satisfy their need for love?
MOSES u are an idiot, racist and waaaaay lesss of a person than this man u speak of. loser.
I’ll bet she can chug down the purple love juice…and her nose looks real bad in that third pic.
nicks comments are so unoriginal! god damn an idiot can run this site! what a lucky bastard
Yo retard, an idiot does run this website…but he is right you want to hit this and run because her thighs will explode like a granade, and your retard ass doesn’t want to be in the neighborhood…please note the correct form of your…
You are right on.
What? You understood that crap?
Anon you are so right (not)
I can hear you now, Gee Thomas this light bulb is so simple even an idiot could do it?
Wake up FOOL NIK is a genius !
My question is why is 50 cent at her graduation? F-buddy? Cmon fiddy you can do better.
ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER THIGHS?!?!?!
Uh ya dumbfuck, Jessica Simpson used to be wayy skinnier that this chick I call self post!!! Hurtin for certain!!! Lmao!!
What!? This is an insult to Jessica Simpson.
this whale is an insult to jessica simpson.
jessica simpson skinny was beautifully bangin!
unlike u clearly .
You can tell she photoshopped her nose in the 1st two picture b/c in the last one it looks rough. Rough! Nothing like her nose in the first two. Should have had your nose done first before you had +2′s. Also, this is definately a self post so get over yourself. Your eyebrows are to close to your eyes, which makes your forehead HUGE, your arms are fat and your nose and side fat are digusting. However, I do see the resemblence to Simpson.
Let’s see…pic 1….yowza!
Pic 2…hot broad!
Pic 3….ugggggggh. Let the monkeys have her.
Some white bimbos will never learn. Even the sleazy porn industry knows as soon as you have a white girl with a darkie she is no longer in the top leagues.
I bet Papa Joe Simpson will have this baboon beaten when he sees that pic.
This girl is cheesy and fat. Simpson is annoying, but looked great in the pink bikini in the Dukes of Hazzard video.
Is is just me or does it look like the tip of her nose and her bottom lip want to touch REALLY bad???? Kind of creepy.
OMG! what is her name???
she probably only looks like Jessica Simpson from the side thats why there is no straight on pic
With those villain eyes she looks like jessicas evil uglier twin
That third picture is HORRIFYING. Holy shit. Photoshop is for LIARS.
this is deff not “skinny” jessica. this chick is fat as fuck!
what’s her nameeeeee
she’s f***in fat. but still….skinnier than jessica simpson.
this girl is actually the biggest whore in md. anyone in greek life knows that. shes in alpha phi aka all for free. she gives it out like damn candy
I go to md and she looks nasty in person. Every single one, and I mean EVERY ONE of her pictures on fb are from that side because all she has to show for herself is a couple of fake tits. Nothing else about her is attractive.