THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This round ass broad’s name is Alyssa Hebel. She is like an orange, skin color and body type. Don’t let this bald headed h*e full you her hair is a wig. One day she was walking to class and the wind blew her wig off and I saw her chase after it. I actually sat next to her in one class and she smelled so bad. I couldn’t tell if it was her breath or her cooter. She claimed that she got bed bugs but everyone knows that she has 62 crabs hanging around in her jungle down below. She thinks she is a hippie but her favorite band is nickelback. She would literally bring a gun out to parties and hold people up for food. She also carries around a giant purse aka the “snack bag”. At a party I saw this clepto maniac try to fit a flat screen in it. This dirty dildo got one all fours at cali’s the bar/club and blew a giant fart. Her teeth are so razor sharp at subway she cut her own sandwich with her front tooth. She is notorious for her fat upper p*ssy area and her butt cheeks hanging out the bottom of her skirt and shorts daily. This hillbilly has holes in all her tights she wears under her skirts and of course she isnt wearing underwear. I know her roomate personally and she would always walk in on her shaving her crotch in the sink. Nik, what advice would u give this girl?
It really concerns me that this beast has access to a gun.- nik