Fat Retard
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This round ass broad’s name is Alyssa Hebel. She is like an orange, skin color and body type. Don’t let this bald headed h*e full you her hair is a wig. One day she was walking to class and the wind blew her wig off and I saw her chase after it. I actually sat next to her in one class and she smelled so bad. I couldn’t tell if it was her breath or her cooter. She claimed that she got bed bugs but everyone knows that she has 62 crabs hanging around in her jungle down below. She thinks she is a hippie but her favorite band is nickelback. She would literally bring a gun out to parties and hold people up for food. She also carries around a giant purse aka the “snack bag”. At a party I saw this clepto maniac try to fit a flat screen in it. This dirty dildo got one all fours at cali’s the bar/club and blew a giant fart. Her teeth are so razor sharp at subway she cut her own sandwich with her front tooth. She is notorious for her fat upper p*ssy area and her butt cheeks hanging out the bottom of her skirt and shorts daily. This hillbilly has holes in all her tights she wears under her skirts and of course she isnt wearing underwear. I know her roomate personally and she would always walk in on her shaving her crotch in the sink. Nik, what advice would u give this girl?
It really concerns me that this beast has access to a gun.- nik
This is the dumbest post I ever saw.does she kill puppies and set houses on fire too
Pic 1 had me fooled. But the post seems like a pile of bull.
wait what? this is actually considered a female? what the actual f*ck…
Normally I agree with the things posted but this is just ridiculous!
wow…this is mean. this girl is not fat for sure and I am sure the other comments are lies too. shame on whoever posted this and this website. This should be removed.
If you seriously read this post a couple of times it really sounds like some kind of a jealous retard wrote it. I would take this post down and rethink the posts you put up, posts like this not only make the write look stupid but makes you look dumb for posting it. I saw you on Dr. Phil, and I think if its something news worthy that really is news thats ok to be posted but stupid crap like this just hurts the person its being written about and makes you bad news.
Nik, thought you didn’t post stuff that seemed too far fetched. This pic and post seems like someday thats a HATER.
LMAO @ shaving her crotch in the sink.
Hmm, definitely smell something, and that’s a HATER.
Buuuuuuuuut aside from that, didn’t this chick have a child? Or was preggers?
lmaooo this is soooooo funny i dont care if its not true shes fat and ugly
& honestly who would hate on her hahaha ew.
Sooo im alyssa aaand this actually made me laugh. Better be careful nic, I might shoot you with my party gun,steal your tv,take off my wig and slap on some nickleback…HAHA
Some people are DRUNK off that haterade.
hey alyssa youre a fat gross bitch, thats not hating thats just telling the truth, how bout you introduce yourself to a treadmill and a diet instead of taking pictures with that same dumb not sexy at all pose. whats up with that dumb face when youre walking a dog? what do you think youre a model? well guss what you look more like precious than tyra banks LOLOLOL fat bitch.
why dont you stop wasting your time talking about other people and worry about yourself asshole. at least im not such a pussy i put my actual name instead of hiding behind a fake one. and saying i look like precious doesnt even make sense dumbass. i like the way i look, and so do a lot of other people.
Anonymous-You’re ugly. Only a moron would agree with this posting. You’d have to be mentally retarded to think this girl is fat. You’re obviously an ugly girl with a complex who is jealous and hating on her for being pretty. FAT? Seriously? There is something wrong with anyone who thinks this girl is fat! Oh, but wait, we’ve already established that there is something wrong with you and the idiot that allowed this to be posted in the first place. Bunch of losers with no lives of their own do this crap
how can you say that? you have one of the ugliest personalities iv’e ever seen. anyone who can be that mean and that horrible, must be an awful person. i bet you have no real friends and no real relationships with anyone because you are a disgusting person! I’d also loveee to see who you are and what you look like but your a coward and of course post things anonymously. Do you feel good about yourself? I don’t even know this girl personally, but thats horrible that anyone can say that. Alyssa that’s awesome your laughing it off, don’t listen to these ignorant, jealous, pathetic people! Ohh and who ever wrote that, karma’s a bitch and grow the fck up!
hahahaha alyssa i love you! …you know ive known you for 8 years and i never knew you had a wig ! lmfaoo
shit that ass had me n a daze first time i saw it boy
i see no holes in her tights and thats not even a real gun you dumbasses. this girl looks just fine leave her alone.
This is sad!!! I also seen you stand up to Dr. Phil assuring U don’t post haters. This sh*t should be removed immediately!!!!!! Alyssa’s way above the jealous b*tches who have nothing better to do then hate on “the new girlfriend”. SAD!!!! Good for U Alyssa. Laugh at the b*llsh*t. It’s really sad an adult would allow such hate/rape!!!!!
my nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk..i guess her and alyssa have that in common?
She isn’t even close to being fat! Are you blind!!!! It’s because of people like you that girls feel like they need to be stick thin and are taking on eating disorders!!
Alyssa is my best friend and for all of you who are hateing on her F*ck off! Its rather pathetic you spend your free time getting online to make fun of other people due to your lack of a self-esteem! Karma is a B*tich!
so…were you pregnant…or is that just extra flab?
She hott, she doesnt look like a thief to me
This girl is definatly not fat she beautiful and I wish she would steal me a tv ! And btw,whoever wrote this has to be a fat retard
seriously i hate this fat bitch her cellulite is disgusting and her nose is sooooo fucked up
i doubt anyone else likes the way you look btw and if i were u i wouldnt like the way i looked
well i do so f*ck off and stop wasting your time
hahahahahahahahha fat ugly fuckin retarded stupid orange blonde bitch
fat people shouldnt be allowed to wear clothes as revealing as that. barf
pretty sure this girl tried roofying me
alyssa, you really should invest in a nose job and become a member of a gym and purchase clothes that actually fit you. lay off on the bronzer and maybe lay out in the sun..and if ur teeth werent so scary looking i think after all this advice ud have somewhat of a chance of being pretty..prob not tho
theres no hope for you alyssa. your parents are probably disgusting and whoever youre going to have kids with is going to be disgusting and your kids are gonna be disgusting and the cycle will just never end
ive never meet this girl but she looks beautiful anyone would be lucky to pick up this broad. Her nose is fine! its people like you who convince people to be bulimic and have plastic surgery. To everyone who has an opinion on this site eff off and get a life…. AND alysssa stay strong your stunning and Im sure you have alot going for you! Plus more people are standing on your side then conforming to this cruel site!!!!
stupid fat slut
alyssa wat bout you do u thhink is remotely attractive ur hideous
well she should become bullimic and get plastic surgery
just saying
Shes really pretty almost everyone on here is a hater!!!!!
I agree she is pretty!
She is not fat whoever is saying that is a hater!!!
thank you to everyone who took the time to post positive things on this site. It really does drown out the dumbasses who started this all in the first place and who have nothing better to do than repost the same insults over and over….
daaasss an ugly bitch
I knew this girl through middle school and highschool.. she is a hippie want to be.. she can be a bitch.. but her hair is real and yes she does look like a bird but wut do u expect hahahaha
The girl who made this posts name is carly and she’s a hideous gutter rat. You guys should check her out under SIU and chicago so you can see who the bitch hiding behind this stupidity is….naaaasstyyyyyyy lookin cunt
AHAHAHAHAHAA ya everyone hating on this girl should f*ck off and look at the bitch whos responsible for this shit…
Carly “the rat” Danaher
All Ima say bout this troll is that I had a class with her and she used to sit there and ask dudes hella loud about plan b and how much it costs. skeezzzzzzzz alert.
This girl is one of the nicest people I know, she was only put on her because she doesnt like that Carly girl. shes not fat or ugly nor does she do any of the ridiculous other things posted on this page, Ive known her and gone to school with her for a long time. You people need to get some morals and stop hating on people just because they dont like you or get along with you. grow up.