He Tries To Impress Everyone He Meets


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this fruity prick thinks he’s the straight up sh*t… more like a piece of sh*t… that smells….. his pube face could give you crabs from a mile away. This kid thinks he knows everything about “drugs” tries to impress everyone he meets but ends up just looking like a fool. BEWARE! NOOOO SWAAGGG.
Naked in the University (UCSB) library… every impressive.- nik









he must of been smart enough to dump your crack whoa ass. your a slut shut the fuck up!!
That don’t impress me much..
i’d bend him over for sure. yummy.
i second that…..
Gay like Zoolander.
That 1st pic is definantely for the gays.
this man is taking bibliophilia a bit too far…..the pages probably said “no” many times.
Yeah, he’s cute and he looks funny. Minus the drugs. That’s never okay.
He is gay, not jokingly but actually. so please don’t make fun of the fact that he likes to get porked by large black men, thats a personal choice that should not be made fun of.
I think he’s sexy… does he have a name? I’d get dirt with him…
Dude he’s one of the funniest dopest guys. Fck this post
Haahah this dood for sure has STD’s BEWARE
Straight up cock-knocker
first of all…he isn’t impressive because this was at the under run (every quarter on the wednesday of dead week)…you start by running through the library and you end up by running through it again after running around iv.
second he is a tool…probably does blow from santa barbara too…where the only thing he will overdose on is vitamin b12…
and third those lips are stuck that way from kissing ass, and getting herpes
Just another Chris Poynter (The Canadian version).