Hillbilly In Carbondale


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is pretty hard to be the biggest hillbilly in the city of carbondale, but not for clara. This b*tch cuts up her own white t’s as crop tops and works out at the rec center in them. Maybe this would be okay if she was skinny but she looks like she is pregnant. She probably is, I wouldnt be suprised. People say she has a community p*ssy. She would leave her thongs around her dorm room and the gross thing is the part that goes up her ass were stained brown. She brags that people think she looks like a pornstar which isnt really something to brag about. At least a pornstar gets paid for being a slut clara you do it for free. Everyone she has slept with says that you can make a wig out of all the hair on her body. She is the biggesst skeezer in her sorority which is pretty hard to be because shes an easy dz.
I just gave advice on what not to wear, sounds like she does the opposite…she must be a frat house hero (that’s not a good thing).- nik










its pretty embarrassing that ppl take time to put other ppl in this website….
It’s disgusting that whoever made this is so obsessed with this girl that they can’t focus on their own life.
This girl is actually pretty hot.
you are high
hahha Brandon is a psycho. Clara doesn’t want you. get over yourself
obviously this is written by a someone who has been rejected. hard! sorry your so pathetic, and aren’t worth a girl this good & sexyyy! go fuck yourself and have a nice life knowing all you are is a piece of rejection
shes actually really ugly and has broom bristle hair
those comments defending her are definately herself
clara 4 sure commented these but this girl is crazy my buddy corked her n she wouldnt leave him alone but this shits funny as hell
lol your buddy corked her huh? cuz im pretty close to this girl and i know everyone shes slept with, so if your gonna go ahead and talk about her damn track record, you better sure as hell produce a name boy. cuz i can guarantee its not as long as this “post” makes it out to be
she looks sexy. you people think too highly of yourselves.
this girl is a fake bitch def not good looking
sexy for SIU is 3.89707609797 everywhere else
this girl looks like a horse. her body is retarded she has love handles and a gut
she is the definition of a fat slob who fakes drunk
hey losers leave this girl alone. idk who she is. but i wouldnt mind trying that out
i met clara her frosh year at siu. shes not very nice for sure, but i wouldnt call her a sloot.
The fact that you all have the audacity to accuse this girl of these things is just ridiculous, especially when the people degrading her are all anonymous, and have probably never spent anytime with her. Judging people from behind a computer screen like this is insane… and I’m sure most of you were raised better than to do so. It is even worse when the person is so undeserving of this horrible treatment. Love you Clara
this girl is the sweetest girl ever. seriously. and she is very cute
This girl is pretty awesome. Everyone that thinks otherwise is retarded.
Wow whoever wrote this is fucking pathetic