I Caught Shomos Poolside
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was lucky enough to snap this shot of the Landon losers at the pool last weekend. After noticing a girl sitting spread eagle from across the pool, these three creepishly made their way in their direction. Playing lifeguard with their whistle necklaces and matching watches, I had the pleasure of watching them fail with their pickup lines. Sipping on Mai Tais and letting their guts hang, I heard them say “Do you girls want some chips?” Needless to say, the girls promptly laughed in their faces. Keep trying, fellas.
I thought they were identical twins, why is one gut bigger than the other?- nik
**Rookies: Shomos stands for Short + Homos.
This was at East Bank Club in the city. I saw them there too. Everyone was thinking, “Why the hell are there Indians here?”
Next time you see them at EBC, tell them to use the fitness services offered there and not just the dining ones.
LOL. “Hey do you ladies want some chips?” HAAHAHA. OMG I’m using that next time I’m in Vegas.
What they said was “wan some cheeeps”
HAHAHA! These two fuc*ers are the laughing stock of Chicago. They act like people care but everyone pretty much laughs in their face.
I almost feel bad cause they’re soooooo short (5’1 max)
ran into them at the chicago scene boat party last year and they had their toe nails painted… ew.
I used to work at EBC They were always walking around giving each other hi-fives n wearing the same clothes. Neon shorts n neon hats. Couple of losers.
ultimate douchetards
one of them were at mirai sushi last saturday?
One of them went to Wisconsin, and there was an MTV program in the late 90′s where he appeared and this other dude woody rubbed stuff on his privates….
Sounds about right…
my brother called me just to tell me he saw them frolicking around chicago one day. he said they were wearing bright neon tracksuits and had huge headphones on. i think he also said one or both was carrying a purse.