Junior Varsity Is Looking For A Place In Newport Beach

June 1, 2011 Junior Varsity, Newport, The Dirty 19 9,718 Views

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so I’ve been trying to move out to Newport but can’t find the right roommates.  Some of the people I have talked to that I know out there just keep BSin.  Is it wrong that I want to wake up next to the ocean?  Anyway can I move in with you and Shayne?

No, you cannot move into my summer rental. I am out here to stay away from you guys. Can someone who needs a roommate in Newport email [email protected] (preferably women of hotter caliber). FYI- my face is silver from the 4-year anniversary cake that was thrown in my face in Vegas, it is not my MAC forcefield.- nik