THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am submitting to you a future Dirty Celeb candidate. This dead broke gentleman here goes by the name of Pablo Escobar Jr., whose real name is Jose P. Rodriguez Chamberlain of East Rutherford, New Jersey. He claims to be the first son of the former Colombian drug lord, Pablo Escobar. Unfortunately, this is the furthest thing from the truth. Pablo Escobar Jr isn’t even Colombian, he is Costa Rican. This guy wants to be famous and taken seriously by all means necessary. He has gone to great lengths to validate his persona by going on numerous talk shows like Univision’s “Cristina” show and befriending former crime figure family members like Frank Lucas’s son and John Gotti’s grandkids. Unfortunately for Pablo Escobar Jr, these former crime figure family members sniffed his bullshit and stayed clear away from him. He walks around with an “AS-IS” magazine which wrote an article about him, aptly named, “Pablo Escobar Jr, the alleged son of Pablo Escobar”. Too bad the magazine is some underground, purple crayon rag that is not on any shelves. His greatest achievement to date is convincing the actual brother of Pablo Escobar (Roberto Escobar) that he is the legitimate heir to the Pablo Escobar empire. Unfortunately, Roberto Escobar is dead broke, and as crazy as the Mad Hatter. Roberto Escobar, Pablo Escobar’s brother, claims to have found the cure for AIDS, google it!! Too bad that Roberto Escobar’s crazy claims are due to having taken a letter bomb to the face while in prison and it totally messed up his perception of reality. Pablo Escobar Jr has tricked a bunch of people out of money for his bullshit business ventures, including having his Hip Hop career funded by his real parents life savings, not to mention the countless times he beat up his mom for not paying his cellphone on time, and for restricting his minutes. Careful when you put this fool on blast Nik, you will be receiving a bunch of threating emails from people, unfortunately those people will all be Pablo Escobar Jr.
Those mangled thumbs are fitting for a con artist like this. Wonder how many times people have broke them.- nik