THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sydney is a disgusting drug addicted slooter. she is constantly trying to find a new way to get f*cked up. when she’s not getting kicked out of sororities shes day drinking or railing whatever she can find. she will get with any and everything, boys, girls, taken, single, really any object that fits in her midge, not to mention you could write your name her face makeup. a regular night for her consists of drinking, smoking beans or whatever she can get her and finding a ride home by chain texting all the guys in her phone book “give me a ride home i’ll f*ck you” and the saddest part is, she rarely gets taken up on the offer!! she looks like a kindergartner that got into some paint thinner. i have to ask… would you?
Answer: No, but I find it funny when college girls use freshman year to justify being a sloot.