Xyz Gone Fishin’
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I was browsing through Plenty of Fish and look who I see Zyzz! I thought he lived in Australia? Is it him or a poser? It says he lives in Newport or LA and is looking for “realness”, seems like an oxymoron from a man who tans and takes steroids. Either way those are some pretty sweet red shorts.
Xyz is the definition of every guy in Australia. They all dream to be like him.- nik
Is that a wig? It kinda looks like one.
Ewwwww……..Aboriginal cheese.
…..(gagging)….
That guy hit me up on cougarlife.com. I never responded because he obviously is a douche
Jizz, I mean Xyz… he’s quite simply the greatest dancer of our generation. Cherish this chemically-enhanced freak while his balls still work. He’s a role model for every meathead in the gym who swears to his friends and family he’s doing it natural… all veggies, rest, stretching, H2O, and protein powder.
He looks like every typical standard-issue meathead tw*t that infests Rehab and Wet Republic every year. Nothing out of the ordinary…
Ahh but not so common in Australia…
Just cuz ur fat ass can’t pull a gd looking man.don’t hate
he looks like a mutant from Xmen!
Do you ever wonder how this generation of “men” would behave if put into the same conditions placed on the 1940s generation?
He is definitely not on steroids for one because he would be a lot bigger!
PS. I think its funny Miss Anonymous calls him a douche and admits she is on cougarlife.com
Plenty of Fish Is Seattle as well. =)
no wonder that place is known as the land down under
you have to kidding me LOL
How has no one mentioned the chicks 6-head in that picture? Good god she’s going bald!
WTF!!!!??????????????
OMG you HAVE to be kidding.
You mirin’ brah?
wait.. he’s black?
third picture is hottt
He looks like a freaking NEANDRATHRAL!!!!!!
Does anyone ever notice in the pics he takes with girls he’s either not smiling or just looks awkward, and in every pic or video with other guys he’s got a huge smile on his face. Hmmm…
let me inject a little test into my diet and ill look just like this guy, hes got a weak core and only had big arms. prolly weights in at 160. camera adds 10 lbs. hes paper thin and does everything to make himself appear to be big. stroke HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
There is nothing appealing about him whatsoever… He looks like a burnt crispy piece of bacon. Plus his post on YouTube are completely ridiculous, he is a neandrithal..
honestly if this guy is considered extremely hot in australia.. then i would do probably do pretty well for myself in aussie land
Step 1… suplex him.
Step 2… put him in a camel clutch.
Step 3… break his back.
Step 4… fck his ass.
Step 5… make him humble.
Is it his goal in life to look like a Japanese video game character?
fuck hes hot. i’d FORSURE hit it.