Alysha Is So Hood
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Alysha. After you get past the fact that she looks like a 55 year old tranny, you’ll discover that there’s actually nothing to her. She loves her big ghetto black boys, and often gets pregnant, aborting her kids after she gets wasted time after time. Luckily, she hasn’t killed anyone yet as she drunk drives every time she’s blacked out drunk. This b*tch needs to be stopped.
You can tell the sugar from the drinks go straight to her arms.- nik
Bet she loves the black boys to stick it up that fat pooper!
UR A REAL DICK
JST PROBLY LIKE YA WOULD LIKE TO DO!! SO STOP BEING A BITCH!!
PROBLY JST LIKE YA WOULD LIKE TO DO!! SO STP BEING A BITCH THNKS
This looks like the kind of wannabe who associates with gangsters, then finds herself in way over her head. If the alcohol doesn’t get her, her “friends” will.
Oh whatever she has always been such a nice girl. I’ve known her since high school… Like yeah I heard she likes it in the butt, but so do I. She likes to go drinking and partying.. So does EVERYONE else on Portland that I know. So stop judging her for having fun in her life. She is 21 years old let her do her thing.
im actually glad she’s aborting, she does look like a tranny
GOD!!! I’ve been waiting for this for a very very long time…. can’t stand her and how she thinks shes so BA when really she just a nasty hoe.
Don’t let this stupid post get you down lysh! Your beautiful and have a good head on your shoulders! Keep your head up and whoever posted it I’m sure their dirty karma is on its way!
Oh man, about damn time I made it on here!! I’m very glad to know that the person who posted this knows me soooo well. All those abortions I’ve had from all those ghetto black guys has really taken a toll on me! Thank you so much to whoever posted this for taking the time to put me on here and making up these wonderful lies. Oh ya and fyi, karma is a fucking BITCH
hahahahaha this is soooooo funny! alysha is so the opposite of what this says. i get so much joy out of reading dumbass posts on here. and if lysh likes the black men…what does that matter. or are we going back in time here and being racist…alysha i love you and honestly im glad you can just read this shit and laugh. bitches are doodoo dumb!
People that say this sort of shit obviously have way too much time on their hands! Yeah, this person must be bff with Alysha to know all of this ‘accurate’ information about her…. get a fucking life whoever posted this!
alysha your the shit dont let anyone stop you from thinking that ! dont let dem jealous beezys try to get into yo business
Hahaha. I honestly can’t stop laughing at this. Whoever posted this must have no life and be delusional. I suggest a mental health review if you actually think this is accurate. Or possibly admitting that your a phycological liar with no life so you would rather talk about someone that has one. And yes karma is a bitch, and it looks like you’ve already got yours considering you have to make yourself feel better by lying about someone else. Not to mention how cowardly you have to be to post this on the dirty. You wouldn’t dare say this to her face because you know you would have a army of people fck your sht up. Dumb cunt.
it’s friends like you that make this post all the more entertaining. how stereotypical portlandia of you. sad that this girl needs an army to f’ck peoples sh’t up. last time i checked shes a big girl. and its armies like yours that give this awesome town a bad name.
and we’re all contributing to it by posting on it! You included. Get off your high horse.
I think you should chickidy check yourself before you wreck yourself. Aren’t you contributing to giving “Portlandia” a bad name…hmmm. I know you must have a brain… next time try using it.
I don’t think anything about this post is true… I will never understand why people lie about things that don’t even concern them. Whoever wrote this is obviously butt hurt about something.
And to the author: Karma’s only a bitch if you are. And you most certainly are.
Damn naggers be taken all the white women…
This is absolutely hilarious because literally all of the information listed above is completely FALSE. I’ve known Lysh since I was 14 years old and this woman has been nothing but amazing. It’s really sad to see that someone took the time to do this… You must really have nothing going for you. But really, who ever did this is probably just jealous that you are more baller, drive a nicer car, have more friends, and have a better time than they do. Love you Lysh!! You’re amazing.
She’s more of a baller and has a nicer care because she was born into money. Her family has money. Rich people = flock of friends. So really, those few things are true but she is not cute, she looks like a man, and fat. She also needs a grip of people to f*** peoples s*** up apparently, so how is that amazing? It’s not.
I can’t stop laughing…. This couldn’t be any more of a lie hahahah. I love you Lysha!
hey! they chose the pic of us in Vegas! sexy b!tche$!!!
this bitch looks like a wanna be cougar
damn… could have at least put a cuter picture up if we bout to be famous. LYSH U DA BOMB. time to smack a ho*. And whoever posted this better watch out then cause this crazy Bi*ch is about to black out drunk drive her car into ur face!
they all looks like trannys
i have ALWAYS thought this girl was fugly…. glad someone finally put her on blast. nobody is jealous here………….
i tagged team this girl with my homie down here in eugene. she wanted us to dp her, but we weren’t down for that. shes a nasty freak and likes kids dumped on her face.
hahaha you’re kidding right? kids dumped on my face? you couldn’t make up anything better? i would really like to know who tag teamed me. please enlighten us all.
have ya’ll seen her little sister though? cot damn, way hotter.
yeah dude her sister is bangin’
About time this girl made it on here. She thinks she’s the sht but she’s really just a bitch. And I’m not sure how a 21 year old can look like she’s 50 (and a WRECKED 50 year old at that).
Alysha & Jasmine both cry themselves to sleep at night because they never have had boyfriends, so sad…at the rate they are going they will be alone forever. Alysha tatoos herself with the most cliche ink, then exposes it along with each nasty back roll. Oh did I mention she has scabies? AND Jasmine just looks like a troll…her stubby chunky legs are TOO CUTE, girl looks like she could roll away, literally. ADVICE for LYSHA&JAZZ – Don’t wear spandex ANYTHING, cellulite is out of style. Y’all seriously need to class the F up and figure it out!PEACE
I have no idea why this girl is even listed on this site, she is so bomb!
Took it too far…… Person above this is such a fat fucking douche. Get over yourself and stop worrying about alysha and jasmine. If you know so much about them you’re clearly friends with them….. Or at least like to call yourselves their friend. Go to hell.
i’d still smash both. jasmine got big titties.
Ew this b’tch is gross! She acts like she’s something, but she’s a NOBODY! That b’tched talked sh’t about me, yet avoids me and backs down every time she sees me.. probably cuz I actually come from money. She’s just a stupid whole that looks like an old man with a wig LOL
Agree. She talks sooooo MUCH smack, girl shut your mouth and go drink a slim fast
Wtf is she doing on her? She’s bomb and looks like she knows how to have fun!!
I don’t really think any posts on this website are accurate. I’m not sure why people post pictures of other people with awful comments, it is cowardly and immature. Alysha is a lovely, beautiful and confident girl… wait did I mention talented? I’m happy for her sake that she could laugh at this and not take it seriously but it saddens me that there are girls posted on this site that may not take it as lightly. At the end of the day Alysha has the last laugh because whoever posted hides behind their computer screen and will never have the confidence or kindness that she does.
This is the most accurate comment on this whole thing.
alysha is cool, but her little sister is waaaayyyy hotter
Cracking article!