THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Britney Costa. this b*tch hs the nerve to try and be some all knowing advice giver, the curer of guys problems. I don’t know how many problems you can solve witha greg in your mouth, but hey, who am I to judge. She’s a personal trainer/wannabe life coach who pretends to go to school. she spreads her legs to clients and thinks since shes flexible and a seasoned slut shes better then everyone else and nos what guys want. Heres some advice, your advice is shit, its almost as useless as you. Not only did she manage to break me and my boyfriend up she eventually ended up sleeping with him, I guess thats what she does for her long term customers. Britney is not to be trusted, if your boyfriend ever goes to see her or hang out with her you can kiss your relationship goodbye.
I would workout with her if she got a nose job.- nik
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