Dildo Surprise

July 8, 2011 Calgary 12 9,387 Views

Dildo suprise.

Dildo suprise.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present you Alex Deschamps. He’s the most greasy sleazeball out there. He drives around on his little bike (picture seen above) looking for older women or as he says “hot mommas” trying to take them home and “get it in”. he likes to dress up in dark colours and paint his face black to scare little children in the darkness of the alley late at night. no surprise, we found him using anal beads one time at a party in the bathroom & also found a carrot in his bathroom at his old downtown apartment. He always sits really close to his guy friends and likes to randomly touch them claiming hes just “massaging” them. I heard this girl say that when she was having sex with him he asked her to stick a dildo where it wouldn’t be going. Nik .. i don’t know whats wrong with this guy but id definitely love to hear your opinion .

If he wasn’t forgy he’d be mounting that girl, not the guy behind her.- nik