THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to start this story, but I suppose you would all like to know her name, and I’m you a lot of you know EXACTLY who this is, but anyway. This is Jessica Antonucci AKA Jerkica Antodouchee according to fellow residents of Cowtown. This chick is crazy. She claims to have been dating her NOW EX BOYFRIEND for about 17 months or so, when in reality, for 3 months of that SHE WAS F*CKING SOME OTHER GUY. First guy, she cheated on him with the second guy, and then, she cheated on the second guy with one of the first guys BEST FRIENDS. Shes D-I-R-T-Y. She blames all of her faults on everyone but herself. She openly admits to being selfish, and conceited, and believe me, she is. She gets completely OBSESSED with any female that tries to talk to her EX BOYFRIEND. ANY, and i mean ANY girl who tries to talk to him, she will take their pictures write nasty blogs about them, and then harass them over the internet. She even posts them on her facebook wall calling them dirty sloots. Look at you, you’ve cheated on your past 2 boyfriends, and then they’re the sloots? Okay. Oh and get this, even through they’re broken up, she still calls him her boyfriend, to everyone. She constantly threatens to take the greyhound to Edmonton to “Wreck some b*tches” What b*tches? Its just random girls you’ve never met before who you claim to hate for absolutely no reason. Stop trying to act tough through that computer screen of your sweetie, we all know a 5 year old girl could knock your *ss out.
Why is such an insane person even allowed to be out in the general public.- nik
Anonymous says:
wait this is a girl? I’m not convinced this a female at all. It’s not hard to fake a little cleavage, and the shots are kinda blurry.
to AnonymousRaee says:
Ha you’re a dumb B*tch spreading lies, Jessica is f*cking AWESOME. She probably exposed the truth about you in her blog. Haha, you’re probably just jealous because she’s BEAUTIFUL and you’re just another boil on a donkey greg. trolololol. Get a life, stop making up bull sh*t rumors that no one’s going to believe
to RaeeAnonymous says:
LIES? this dumb bitch did everything that was written there. she spreads her bullshit to make herself look like the victim.
to AnonymousRaee says:
I highly doubt it, you guys are losers in the first place. Jessica is f*cking REAL, she’s not another fake b*tch in this city. Unlike all of you tards who probably are.
to RaeeAnonymous says:
Never said she was fake. And, i know im not either. Lol. I’m a straight up b’tch. And im not afraid to admit it.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
dumb lies this is the truth Hun. Well shell get lolz Outta this biggest sloooot cheater.. go.away Nobody woupd care lulz right?
to AnonymousDumpweed says:
This is funny, especially because I’ve heard this all before about myself countless times, man people you need to come up with some new material xD
to Dumpweed- Jessica
Anonymous says:
well sweetie, if you’re simply “on a break”, why is your “boyfriend” with other girls and going around telling everyone to ignore his “insane ex”?
really hun, your relationship isn’t “complicated”. Its over.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Did anyone else notice her terrible eyebrows?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
SHE ALSO HAD A THREE-SOME WITH 2 GUYS AND F*CKED HER BOYFRIENDS BEST FRIEND RIGHT BESIDE HIM WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING….. AND SHE CALLS OTHER PEOPLE SL00TS HA HA HA!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This bitch is so obsessive over someone who wants nothing to do with her. I’d bet that he dated her to get her to shut up for a while. I’m happy he realized how much of a psycho she is. Good luck to Andy in getting rid of her.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She so ugly . Make me wanna puke .
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Andy told me that the only reason he dated her for so long is cause she’s wild in bed
The crazy bitches are always the wildest in the bedroom
Hahahaha, bitch got used for sex. What else is new? that’s the same reason all of her past boyfriends put up with her for so long
to AnonymousShe’ll fuck anytime, anywhere
HoeMaster says:
GET OVER HIM.
to HoeMasterSTOP TALKING SH’T.
GET A LIFE.
whocares? says:
hahahahahahaha .. this makes me laugh – its about time someone put this girl on blast, congratulations on who did this!
to whocares?Annomymous says:
Jessica, You know what i think it about time you grow up stop trying to fight with all these girls get over it.
to AnnomymousANDY IS OVER YOU. okay do you understand what i said? and by the way if your on a break? why his he alwasy with girls and saying that’s my physco ex. ignore her if you were on a break he would care about you but he doesnt and by the way he his aloud to have girs in his bed if he want. you aint dating anymore dont worry im heading to his lovely bed tonight ill try not to leave marks bye
ilujess says:
i would love to release on jessicas face
to ilujessAnonymous says:
No seriously guys, look at her terrible eyebrows.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Her eyebrows give me nightmares
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Could you imagine when she gets out of the shower (assuming she has them) what she looks like when those eyebrows wash off lol. Medusas got nothing on this b*tch!
to Anonymousanon says:
fcking yes. LOLOL.
to anonJessicaa(Dumpweed) says:
Actually I have eyebrows I just like to fill them in – and why don’t you all go take a look at what it means to actually have bad eyebrows, look at half the sloots on here, look at the little scene b*tches that look like they took sharpie to their faces. Lol it’s just eyebrows though. If that’s the only thing you guys can f*cking find to insult me about then well, guess you’re out of good stuff to legit call me out on
to Jessicaa(Dumpweed)Jessicaa(Dumpweed) says:
Also, why isn’t the post I submitted a long time ago about Courtney Strassburger up here yet? It actually was well rehearsed and f*cking funny unlike this one about me.
to Jessicaa(Dumpweed)anon says:
L-O-FUCKING-L . this is so perfect.
to anonAnonymous says:
i like her eyebrows a lot.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Ugliest thing i’ve seen my life. xD and this B*tch that is still calling andy her “boyfriend” and brings down his own sister. You put everyone on this site and call them sloots ?? are you f*cked in the head? youre just sitting on a computer making up so much sh*t to let out your anger because andy did the right thing and dumped your a**! stop trying to be so cool and grow the f*ck up.
to AnonymousJessica The Dog Douchee says:
wtf this chick looks like a women trapped in a mans body. the eyebrows are scary as hell. i hear krusty the clown needs a sidekick.
to Jessica The Dog DoucheeAnonymous says:
carzy bitch
to AnonymousPeter PAn says:
Ash Ketchum called. He asked if he could have his caterpis back. they seem to have made a home on your face .
to Peter PAnanon says:
Nice one Berard.
to anonamanda b says:
dude, jessica is amazing ! i worked with her. shes soo wonderful, stop talking sh*t broo .
to amanda b