THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl, her name is Angela, she likes to pin everything on everyone, when she is the common denominator to every problem. Shes jealous of everyone who is friends with men because she cant get the greg cause she doesn’t know what a healthy life is, she goes on a diet and 2 hours later you’ll see her at mcdonalds drivethru. Shes so desperate she convinces herself that guys want her, just to make herself feel better. She’ll meet a guy and 10 mins later say he wants her, she drills it in her own head that every hot guy she meets wants her “balls”. She has been with a guy for about 2 years now, and the only reason she is with him is because she knows its the only thing she can get, but yet she’ll go out and try to get with every penis she lays her eyes on. This girl used to be my bestfriend, now she’s just a pathetic dirty tampon laying on the side of the interstate. I know this is juvenile, but this girl has tried to hit me lower than low, so I’m gonna hit right back.
I think her pits sag more then her t*ts.- nik