THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this f*cker’s name is John Grossmann. He is 48 years old, has no life, and continues to harass my family. He persistently bugs my mom because this douchebag thinks that he can get a piece of her. Well too bad for him since he has a wife and two kids that left his *ss and moved to Japan 6 years ago. This dude dropped out of the navy, and he has no job because he thinks he is a class act. He is a homeless trucker so he stalks everybody because he lives in his piece of sh*t SUV with his nasty cat. You can probably catch him in Mission Beach or Riverside begging for money out on the streets. John, if you attempt to come over to our house, you’ll get yours. I’ll take that nasty cat of yours, butcher him, and feed him to my neighbors’ stupid dog. What do you think Nik?

Were this pictures taken before the camera was invented or something.- nik