THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Jessica T**lor, We were best friends in college til I found out she slept with my boyfriend! She will sleep with anyone who is willing to give her alcohol, and is constantly worried someone will find out who is actually is, and it will “tarnish” and “blemish” her reputation, as Bar Sloot spreading her nastiness in Hawaii and back in her home state of Colorado. She thinks because she is blonde, she is gods gift to man, she has even said YOU, Nik, would be lucky to hook up with her. Please do her a favor, and put her blonde *ss on blast, asap. DA STRONG!
So your boyfriend must have been gay then, because I’m pretty sure this thing is a dude.- nik