THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this drunk b*tch is straight up a f*ckin idiot. She likes to drink until she pukes, scream in your face, yell at random passerby, take all your cigarettes, drink all your booze, smoke all your weed, make out with everyone in sight, and f*ck whoever she passes out next to (which could be anyone). I’m pretty sure her brain cavity is completely empty as well. She’s stupid, immature, ugly, annoying, obnoxious, and a drunk mess. Beware… she WILL ruin your night.

Looks like a purple crayon all star.- nik