THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Casey Carlson! She’s a college graduate from Minnesota living in LA who you may recognize from American Idol a couple years back. She’s a fantastic singer (she recently had a song featured on an episode of Gossip Girl), a model, and an actress (she’s in Cadillac’s Mexico campaign right now). She’s completely gorgeous and really friendly, she went to high school in the next suburb over from me! Nik, she proves Minnesota does have beautiful girls… so, would you?
Answer: No, her lower lip reminds me of Bubba’s from the movie Forrest Gump.