Don’t Be Jealous That E.T. Is Taken Nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a reader of E.T’s blog and this is her legit boyfriend, Christian. She has kept her boyfriend’s identity a secret for quite sometime until recently, when the tabloids revealed him, she had only referred to him as “C”. I am actually quite surprised, he’s a babe! What are your thoughts Nik?
This is not a real relationship. They are just using each other for Stockholm fame. Don’t you think E.T. is looking a little heavy these days?- nik










“He’s a babe”
Ahhh, comedy. What a forgy.
She isnt taken, that “guy” is as gay as AIDS
In that last image I am pretty sure he is saying:
For cryin out loud ET I thought that nasty smell was coming from the camel.
Look at this chicks dome….man… I dont if its because she is super skinny or what. She looks like a damn Bobblehead.
A bobblehead with huge feet. What a freak.
I can see why she’d hide that dude…what a rump roaster!
whats her blog?
One look at this guy and you can tell he’s obviously forgy…
Just like everything on this creatures body, these 2 as a couple, is fake. This guy looks like he would rather bang the camel then this blow-up doll.
Hipster is right, this chicks dome is ridiculously BIG!!
Wow.. that 2nd picture is allll about the crazy eyes… you can almost feel the “your soul is mine” waves coming out of them like an old school cartoon..
For some unknown reason, every time I see her picture I just want to break her ef ing neck. This time is no different. I still just want to break her neck. Don’t know why. Clearly I hate the fakeness that she is, and the fact that she thinks she is hot, but I dislike some others as well. I just want to snap her neck.
how can you say she’s looking heavy?! she’s probably 95 pounds….
the swedish camel team
I banged him
She looks like a bobblehead and he is clearly a homosexual…becasue straight men just don’t dress and pout like that. End of story.
You haven’t spent much time in Europe, have you? Many European men have that “pout.”
Who is this girl that looks like a skinny guy after sex change? Her face is so scary. Truly one of the scariest things ever seen. In the pics that don’t show her face it just seems like another random anorexic LA wannabe but zoom on the face and it’s downright wrong.
Looks like the camel behind her is taking a massive dump