THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, lemme tell u about this girl peyton mills. you know how people always say never judge a book by its cover well peyton is the perfect example of that. when you first meet her you prob would not expect her to do the things she has done. that is exactly why i am obligated to put this girl on blast. one night at a party i met this girl after a few mins of talking she proposed that we should go up stairs. of course i accepted. luckily my friend looked out, he pulled me aside and told me the nasty details of this girl. first of all she has been trained, yes i mean TRAIN’D several times and not with just the run of the mill guy shes been taking the black mamba by several hood rat dudes but thats far from the end of it, now noone is sure when it happened or who it came from but she has aquired quite a bit of drd’s. HAHAHA now the funny part is that they are not all down under….lets just say you dont want to kiss the girl. i truely do pity the next guy that this monster tricks into hooking up with her, i wouldnt wish it apon my worst enemy. i would think that is more than enough reason not even to look at her but heres something that i personaly found to be the funniest part of this girls history, while at a party two guys approached her at the bp table within the next 2 minutes she was down on her knees playin 2 flutes at once. D*MN!!!!! thats some nasty SH*T. be on the look ECU watch your friends backs because there is no telling who or where she is going to strike next.
Answer: No, I’m not into triangle figures or swollen cheeks.