If Youre Insecure and Need Attention Dance On A Bar Counter

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, didn’t “Coyote Ugly” dancing on bar counters stop being hot years ago? Maybe at first it was considered hot but now it just reeks of attention wh*reness. The only chicks who would do this anymore only do it because they cant get anyone to pay any attention to them otherwise. To all you girls out there, stop with the bar counter dancing. It doesnt make people think your hot or cool, its just lame.
Its a place where fat chicks go to get laid.- nik










Look at the fat rolls on those two chicks! Not one single loser in the bar is even paying attention to these two fat cows.
Hahaha no one is even looking at them
I love how NOBODY in this photo is paying any attention to them, even though they are begging for it.
Also, note that bikinis are for beaches and swimming, not dirty basement bars. I bet when there’s a foot of snow outside, these are the girls wearing a belt for a skirt complaining about being cold.
I was just going to say, none of those guys are even paying attention to them!! They’re making fools out of themselves for nothing! I knew a girl who used to do this, and she’d get up there and dance in a skirt with no underwear on underneath. Pathetic.
I think everyone noticed no one is looking at them. PATHETIC.
Get off the bar, People would like to get drinks and you’re in the way…