Kansas City Hometown Hottie

August 6, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Kansas City, The Dirty 76

Kansas City Hometown Sluttie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one Chanel you don’t want a whiff of. Miss surprise eyes is Chanel Jones, she is the dirtiest gold digging sl*t in Kansas City. She claims to be a model.  Don’t let her dime appearance and pathetic lies fool you! This c*m dumpster has had more pipe in her then the plumbing department at Lowes! The scars on her knees prove it. Nik, this is one dirty stain that will never come clean! Those fake brows belong behind the counter at Chipotle. What do you think Nik?

She is a terrible drawer. Those lines are only authentic in Mexico.- nik