Kansas City Hometown Hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one Chanel you don’t want a whiff of. Miss surprise eyes is Chanel Jones, she is the dirtiest gold digging sl*t in Kansas City. She claims to be a model. Don’t let her dime appearance and pathetic lies fool you! This c*m dumpster has had more pipe in her then the plumbing department at Lowes! The scars on her knees prove it. Nik, this is one dirty stain that will never come clean! Those fake brows belong behind the counter at Chipotle. What do you think Nik?
She is a terrible drawer. Those lines are only authentic in Mexico.- nik










in mexican daycare. schoolyard game. amateurish. i can’t believe i’m wasting a comment on this non-starter.
If ya’ll is lookin for some good and tasty meat in KC forget this troll. Get some good KC Barbecue it’s everywhere down here.
Don Gates # 1. Enjoy the rest of your day, the ones following will not be so enjoyable.
SHE IS SOOO AWESOME!!!!!!! WHO EVER POSTED THIS IS A RETARD! SO UNTRUE!
She looks exactly like the poster described—-skanky ho!
What’s funny is ALL the negative comments are probably from ONE person who keeps getting on here daily and adding a few more pieces of nonsense.. Chanel is actually really sweet.. and actually one of the only working models in KC!!
Everybody knows she is an escort
#2 Mr or Mrs Anonymous. Once your name is determined through our tracking we will post it right below this post.
You can also enjoy the rest of today.
This is ridicolous! Chanel is the sweetest and most humble person I know!
OH please! She is extremely smart and succesful! All you haters should spend some time working on yourselves instead of bashing other people who are doing better than you!
I heard she got knocked up when she was 15 by her boss at the law firm she works at now , then got some deadbeat to take the blame.
Buster how do you know would love to know if this is true
she had a kid, but not when she was 15… cause being prego makes you a bad person.
More like Hometown Nottie..
dime appearance?
I remember her from Olathe South, she was a big slut in high school too!
WHOA!
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, getting paid in drinks doesn’t make you a model…even by these lowly KC standards.
Butt ugly!!!!!
She looks 86 in the third pic.
This girl is NOT a good person. From what I understand, she was boning this guy Luke who had a girlfriend for almost 2 years, while she had a boyfriend of 2 years. Why so scandalous??
WTF is this? Who wears a bra and bikini bottoms in a pretend “photoshoot” She’s not a Maxim Hometown Hottie either, I looked them up online and she doesn’t even exist. I’m sure she photo shopped Maxim on the bottom of a photo her ex boyfriend took.
she actually is a maxim hometown hottie. So I guess you didn’t look it up.
Listen people….Chanel is the only and i repeat only REAL model in the KC AREA. All of the other girls do bar and motor cycle promos and this girl is beauitufl and talented and does real work. DON’T hate he..she actually is putting KC on the map.
More like a REAL kc call girl. She makes more money cheating on her bf going down on older men then walking on the runway! Her old boss at the lawfirm and the owner of the Benz dealership have her number on speed dial.
This is ludicris!
Only? Right, cause there can only be one… I don’t think so.
she is doing the home town hottie thing.
and someone just is soooo jealous of her.
live & let live people..
show your face.. (to the person who posted this)
lets see how you look.
uh huh didn’t think so.. leave people alone..
She’s atleast 40
What kind of person takes the time to steal her pics, write this and submit it? Someone is either extremely jealous or maybe a bitter ex? Get a life and leave Chanel alone.
She is actually quite gorgeous and a very nice person. Just sayin.
This skank cheated on her bf with Luke 3 days before he died and then had the nerve to show up at his funeral with another man!
This sloot is grade A crazy. I’ve witnessed it first hand as a friend of her ex. All she is after is the Greg and the cash!
Haters… Chanel is sooo sweet and an amazing person… If you spent half your time working on yourself then you might actually be succesful yourself! losers!
Look guys (and girl). Try to get your facts straight before you go trashing somebody. I can tell that you guys don’t know what you are talking about.
I know this is hard for small minded people to do, but try to get over your jealousy and petty behavior. Turn your oh so critical lens on yourself and I think you’ll find that you are a shallow, low self esteemed person who needs help.
Bashing people for no reason is a sure sign of a person with very little self esteem. your lack of self esteem is probably based on a well founded fear that you are not attractive or desirable in some way.
If you spend your energy on improving yourself instead of bringing others down, you might actually become desirable. Then again, if you are hopelessly ugly on the inside, just keep bashing. It’s lots easier than focusing in your own problems.
^^^^^^ Victim #1
Speaking of the “owner of the Benz store” He is not the Owner, He is a Manager, He used to owner a small part of Barron BMW, someone should put that old troll on here, i heard that one of his whore found him in a hot tub with another one of his whores(AKA employees of the Benz store both whores) and the first whore knocked out his teeth with one punch, and as for the troll at the law firm. Holy cow his face is a mess, if don’t leave a trail of $100 bills behind him the whores won’t know where to find him, two nasty wannabee rollers that really just STD ridden old trolls
She got knocked up in HS. She’s not even that cute. seriously. Get a real job Chanel. You’re at least 27, on the way to 28… If you haven’t made it out of KC by now “modeling”, you’re never going to get out… Local commercials do not make you a celeb.
She was a well known sl*t in high school too! I hit it and quit it!
Wow! This is such BS! I know this girl personally and she is super sweet and really smart! She is such a hard worker and even has her Masters.. this is such a joke.. Seriously.. the disgruntled ex or jealous girl that posted this.. needs to get a life!! hahahaha!
Tech N9ne hit dat sloppy pussy on set of the Mental Giant shoot! I wonder if that was included in Dans sponsorship?
I have never met Chanel but she is gorgeous in all of her pictures. I am friends with one of her ex’s and I heard she is crazy as sh’t when it comes to her boyfriends. But I have see her in runway shows, she is very talented and seems real sweet. People are always hating on the pretty girls! Keep your head up, Chanel! You’re a amazing model. At least give her credit for going for Maxim instead of getting naked and spreading it all for nasty ass Playboy!
!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT READ !!!!!!!!!
Yes that is my Real Name. I want to inform everyone that any person who posts anything after this post will be tagged and located. Any further information obtained will be used to generate a cease and disist against each one of the posts and the people posting. If more than 1 post is made by you after this it will be followed up by legal action.
Nic, expect another phone call. I seriously suggest that you remove the posts on here about Chanel Jones. Warning #2
I am quite certain that 1 of you idiots, if not several, will view this as a joke. Note that it is not. I suggest to take this post extremely serious and not test me on this.
I will make sure to post the name of the first person that we locate.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this post. I recommend you now follow it.
Have a wonderful night.
** I would also sugest that each of you decide whether airing diry laundry about people, whether true or not, is a wise decision on your part. Especially when the same can be done to you. Just food for thought.
Hey Scott, trace this, call me, and I’ll see if we can come up with a plan to get your balls back from Chanel.
bring it on asshole, I got my J.D. too
Chanel is a lovely woman and an absolute knock out. She has a beautiful face and an amazing figure.
Obviously the beauty here is only skin deep! Beneath that skin she’s a very ugly and dishonest person! The dark skeletons in her closet will haunt her forever!
Wow! All these lies! This is GREAT!!! People have no lives!! Grow up! Chanel is such a fantastic person!
pubic access computer and bogus email. have fun wasting your time. good luck i’m waiting
Waiting for that list of people to show up……
Hey Buster Is this really true that the lawyer whe works for got her pregnant? Would love to know!! What did her parents think of this since she was only 15
THERE IS A REMOVE POST BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM LEFT OF THE LAST PICTURE AND CAPTION… SOMEONE SO SMART WITH A MASTERS AND A LAW DEGREE SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ THAT. DUH!!!!!!
Scott R. I would not want you to represent me….you can’t spell…..DUH!!!!!! I “suggest” you use your spell check next time
Scott R. I am so glad you are not an attorney of mine not. I “suggest ” you use spell check next time!
Testing Scott R and his technology…..testing. Testing.
GOOD ONE ANONYMOUS! AREN’T YOU AFRAID SCOTT R IS GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR FIRST wARNING!??? HAHAHAHA
chanel?? first off GREAT NAME..hahaha your parents must be soo proud that you were cheating on your bf with old guys.. and then u had to move out with your poor son… in with another guy. you are like 30..(look 40) You have not made it big!!!! u are in kc!!!! You are soo white trash. your eye brows are terrible.. and you have veiny tit*ies. you have Kankels. anyone can get pictres taken. You are so pathetic. You shouldbe embaressed.. anywhere u go someone knows how nasty you are. your washed up little troll. And it is known that you have beef curtains that hang low…. Get some manners and learn to be a lady and above all a MOTHER. LOSER
Dear roast beef. You clearly don’t know what you are talking about. She’s gorgeous and rightly the envy of many girls such as yourself.
Grow up.
I must be soo jealous of all that she has done with her life… lol and her pretty face!haha
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO CHANEL’S REAL BABY DADDY IS
Jeremy
Jeremy Foy
I’ll be her baby daddy! She is HOT!!!
sara try again Chanel doesn’t even have her college degree much less her master’s degree. if you are going to post at least tell the truth
I met her out for dinner after she emailed me on sugardaddie.com what a sluth, but she does have good skills after all the practice from getting her knees all scarred up.
va jj is LOOSE however
I am a fan of Chanels! Whoever posted this can suck on an egg!
she finds old pp like mine on sugardaddie dot com to deepen her knee scars on.
loose va jj is all i know,, must have been a huge kid at 15
just saying
Yes there should realize the opportunity to RSS commentary, quite simply, CMS is another on the blog.
hey Scott, what’s up! Have you got a list going yet?
Some of you need to learn to spell. Scott R. you mainly. Haha! This is a joke really. I need to take a nap. This put me to sleep. She is cute. Who cares what she is doing really. It’s none of my business. And I doubt she is losing sleep. But I am. I am about to take that nap. Please learn to spell Scott. Today. Now and not tomrrow! We love you Scott R. Hearts and more hearts!
this is actually no joke my nephews mother, my brothers high school girlfriend, the only problem I have with her chocies is that it is bad parenting for my 10 year old nephew whom I love very much. But for those of you just making shit up…stfu. she is sort of a ho tho’ don’t need to be a genius to point that out.