Pimped Herself Out To Bacon
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Belinda is fat liar who will do anything for a little bit of fame. Shes a well known PROMO girl around town, nothing more. She makes herself out to be a big time model making the big bucks, she even has a site for herself [removed]. Whenever I talk to someone about this chick I show them this site [click here], it clearly shows what a fame hungry wh*re she really is. She did a photoshoot for nothing more then a free t-shirt and she emailed or called the bacon company herself asking if they needed a model for anything. Shes been known to call around other places in town to try and pimp her way in there, she figures theres gotta be at least one desperate guy who will wanna sleep with her and give her a job, especially if shes more then happy to send over nudes. Nik the girls dream is to be a Playboy playmate, I mean is there anything more I really needa say. Ps: Belinda hate to break it to you but you are fat.
For some reason this makes me hate bacon even more. Not a very smart ad campaign if you ask me.- nik
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Any girl with a sense of humor to pose with bacon is definitely a cool chick.
Now it they would have had the bacon sticking out of her shaved cootchie coo they would have really of had something.
okay, just to make this clear. the O.P is hating on this chick because this chick is self motivated and promoting herself trying to get some work? what a pathetic, losing douchtard you are O.P.
Not hating, rather bewildered. is she a model for a truck stop called “belly bacon?” i think the photographer should be sent to a rendering facility. the model needs to put this fine work on page one of her facebook modeling page.
Looks like she has lizard skin in the green bikini shot…
why is her bellybutton up so high
Extremely high up! Very strange looking.
I thought the same thing. She’s a good looking broad, but the blow whole is almost up to her rib cage….weird.
Your a MUZZI NIK, of course you despise bacon
I went to school in wichita falls and also worked at a bar there….I have never seen or heard of this girl…so i’m pretty sure these are self posts…
shes like 40 years old.
I don’t care if she is 40! I would stick the bacon in her then suck it out
Bacon is Atkins approved. It’s the Venti Frappuccinos and coffee cakes that make you a fatass.
i FCKING LOVE BACON. and I find this repulsive.
Display the bacon with something desirable like a burger or a sandwich, or perhaps a plate of pancakes and scrambled eggs.
I dont need a pasty firecrotch ruining my appetite.
what in the world? Nik, u must really hate Bacon to disregard her mile high belly button. look at that! thats atrocious! never seen a belly button so far up like that in my life!
40 and still seXXXY!
I would eat a piece of that bacon out of her ass if she would let me, sorry guys but she is hot.
No…offense but you seem to have it out for this chick for no reason. Does her actions really piss you off or did you try to hit that get turned down? I mean you called her fat talk about grabbing at straws…
She looks like a tramp but she’s not fat.
pretty face but somethin’s wrong with her grill if she never smilin with teeth…
um, she just sounds ambitious to me. thats kinda called networking….
Two girls in my top 5 Hall of Fame were gingers. They get bad press. This one is adorable, but I do admit the bellybutton is curiously high.
Great post I must say. Simple but yet interesting and engaging. Keep up a good work!
The too high belly button is odd, but how could you guys not notice those man hands? Yikes! She could palm a basketball!
Who cares about her belly button? If you have ever seen a pic of her from behind, she has the most amazing ass. Bacon or not (and I love bacon) I would love to spend some intimate time with her. She is hot! And no, she’s not 40, more like late-20′s.
Who cares about her belly button? If you have ever seen a pic of her from behind, she has the most amazing ass. Bacon or not (and I love bacon) I would love to spend some intimate time with her. She is hot! And no, she’s not 40, more like late-20′s.
Who cares about her belly button? If you have ever seen a pic of her from behind, she has the most amazing ass. Bacon or not (and I love bacon) I would love to spend some intimate time with her. She is hot! And no, she’s not 40, more like late-20′s.
Are you kidding? Belinda is hot! Belly button placement aside (I’d never noticed before as my eyes were on other things), her site has the most amazing shots, including an incredible ass and some gratuitous “toe” pictures. I would love the chance to eat something other than the bacon!
BTW, did anyone know her growing up? She claims those tits are real, but I say no way. I’d sure like the chance to personally find out!