She Is The Most Unique Thing
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I need your professional opinion. I find this girl incredibly unique. So unique that I can’t even tell if she’s hot. Her name is Mikaela and she’s originally from VanDirty, and she must be part Chinese or something. Her eyes are so blue and shes really skinny and blonde just how you like it. Shes also super rich and now lives Cali. So Nik, what do you think? Would you stick it in?
Answer: No, I don’t stick it in X-Men. She looks like a Swedish-Asian.
That is the most peculiar picture ever posted on thedirty.
So she is therefore a “Swasian”?
I think she is unique, too. No sarcasm. She is alluring, and has a very intelligent look on her face. I would love to meet her.
she a hottie! how can i get a hold of her?
the only thing that would make her more strange, is if she opened up her mouth and had some outrageous accent (alabama twang comes to mind)
shes just an asian with dyed blond hair and blue contacts. they are all over my school.
Other asians make fun of them for trying to look white
looks like a typical flat faced asian.
swedish and asian are the prettiest, I think :p
But this girl just looks silly, like Lianne said.
I LOVE HER!
For a diluted Asian, she’s pretty run of the mill. Most of them are pretty cute. Her attempts at looking white just give way to more criticism (roots, overly bright blue contacts, etc.).
Plus, she’s just skinny and has never exercised a day in her life. Her stomach is soft as f’ck and I could grab all the loose flesh on her arm and make rolls.
wow, this chick brings new meaning to the term pie face. what a huge f’cking head. and agreed about the body soft and nasty. why is she trying so hard to look white???
I don’t think she’s unique, I think she’s just Asian. Bleached blonde hair and blue contacts+chola eyebrows are fooling your brain, poster.
she looks to tiny for my big black dick
Asian wide face & small eyes
White big nose & thin lips
She should thank god that she’s at least blonde and blue eyed
Wow I had a class with this chick. Comments are spot on. Fake hair, fake eyes, really tries hard to be white. Shes 100% asian. Im not sure how this is unique other than the fact that there arent that many asians in IV but there are plenty trying to be white. Most arent desperate enough to try to be “blonde” and wear contacts tho. Not too many guys want to stick it in cause shes ugly but seems pretty harmless…
I KNOW HER SHE’S HORNIER THAN A TEENAGE BOY !!
“She should thank god that she’s at least blonde and blue
eyed”
???
all she did was dye her hair and get blue contacts.. with black hair she’d look 100% asian
uhhhh…..no