THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Donna Gonzales Main. She’s a well-into-her-50′s cougar who likes to stay “young” by getting awful plastic surgery and going out to the local downtown clubs in Tampa/St. Petersburg with her underage stoner daughter and all her high school friends. She is so proud of her partying lifestyle and posts pictures of their happy little “family” every day on Facebook. She can also be found running around restaurants downtown speaking like an idiot and sitting at a table for hours and hours with her soon-to-be-ex 3rd hubby getting drunk in the middle of the day while wearing her daughters clothes. Her stepson from this marriage won’t even speak with her until his father dumps her. Smart choice. And did I mention she is also proud to announce her 20 year old daughter is now banging, sorry, dating a 16 year old? And we wouldn’t want him to be left behind so he comes out to the bars too! Who knows what or who she’s done with those vagoo-looking lips to get all these kiddiewinks into the club without IDs but personally, I don’t want to know..
Sounds like Tampa is a good place to raise children.- nik