The Fountain Of Youth
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Donna Gonzales Main. She’s a well-into-her-50′s cougar who likes to stay “young” by getting awful plastic surgery and going out to the local downtown clubs in Tampa/St. Petersburg with her underage stoner daughter and all her high school friends. She is so proud of her partying lifestyle and posts pictures of their happy little “family” every day on Facebook. She can also be found running around restaurants downtown speaking like an idiot and sitting at a table for hours and hours with her soon-to-be-ex 3rd hubby getting drunk in the middle of the day while wearing her daughters clothes. Her stepson from this marriage won’t even speak with her until his father dumps her. Smart choice. And did I mention she is also proud to announce her 20 year old daughter is now banging, sorry, dating a 16 year old? And we wouldn’t want him to be left behind so he comes out to the bars too! Who knows what or who she’s done with those vagoo-looking lips to get all these kiddiewinks into the club without IDs but personally, I don’t want to know..
Sounds like Tampa is a good place to raise children.- nik
I would bang them both for sure
She is one hot cougar! I’d hit
her daughter is pretty hot. i doubt she’s dating a 16 yr. old.
Hedi Montag!!!!!!
Omg who put these hideous pictures of me on here?! Creepy stalker!!!! Get ur facts straight, u clearly don’t know any of us since all this is a bunch a bullshit! Why would u ever write about someone else that u don’t even know on a website? Ur such a weirdo loser!!!
daughter is hot. the mother needs to realize she is making an azz out of herself.
youre a really homely hag i’m sure. sucks for you, but what are you going to do. you lost the genetic lottery:(
ha they are both gross. pretty sure they posted these comments themselves
Hi Timmy:)
what kind of normal 20 year old girl dates a 16 year old guy. shes like a little coug in training.
Wow. I’m so flattered that some hating psycho would take the time to feature me on a blog and then accuse anyone of saying anything positive about us as actually us posing as others. First of all, I have some advice for you: keep your day job stripping at the cheetah because you’re a horrible fact-finder(or is this a blog based on fiction) or go back and try and pass that GED test one more time(they say sometimes you pass by on your third try). I’m just wondering though, why are you stalking my fb page? I personally don’t have time to go through other people’s pics and then make random stuff up about them and post it on a blog. You tried this on Formsoring, but when my beautiful daughter deleted her account because you were posting the same malicious lies you couldn’t talk about us anymore. Must have been frustrating for you. Look it’s not our fault that we won the genetic lottery and you were cursed with low iq and a flawed gene pool. I’m sorry that you and you’re mom aren’t close….she’s probably a pathetic hag…as they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. You anonymous posters are such cowards. Why don’t you just come over and say it in person? Oh wait, the city bus doesn’t stop by your mobile home park on its route:)My daughter dates a 17 year old because I taught her to date for love. She’s not a money-grubbing gold digger like you. By the way stalker, I just turned 47, but get carded regularly. I’m thankful to my parents for their genetic gifts to me:) After four children, I had my boobs done, but trust me, they’re good(not bad). That’s it on plastic surgery. I understand that you want to hate me because I’ve been given so much, but it’s based on Karma and trust based on what I’ve seen of you karma….you’re life is going to continue sucking even more than it does now
A couple of more fictional things you posted. I was married to Dean for ten years and have been with my husband, Tim, for 12 years so I’m not quite sure where you came up with the third husband. Oh yeah, and I’ve never been dumped in my life, so that’s not happening. I’m sorry if your mommy was dumped. You must be a friend of my stepchildren and it’s true that sometimes we don’t speak, but that’s my decision. The clothes, by the way, are mine, gorgeous daughter is usually borrowing them from me and anytime we are out together it’s because we are best friends and choose to be together. Again, I’m sorry your mom is not hot enough to hang out with in public. I have a feeling your a homely hateful girl. Try and focus on hating less and just work with what you’ve been given. I hear MickeyD’s is hiring…..maybe you could get a job there, but I doubt it. Anyway get a life and stay off my page and try to stop being such a hater. It is what it is:)
Whoops I just figured out which hater published this blog and I had the gender wrong. I suggest adjusting the dosage of your medication<3
Tim main you’re an asshole. U need medication.
Get over it…..you’re a loser and a hater. Stop stalking our pics and come out of the closet
wow really why are people so evil. get your facts straight loser…second and final husband, i initiated not communicating with certain individuals, just turned 47, boob job, nothing else, genetic lottery, sick of pathetic lying hating psychos. go away please
And btw, bitch, your mother and me have nothing in common, so there’s no chance i serviced the help for favors. I get in based on my looks and charm. Its’s a genetic thing<3
Where are you timmy? You being your usual pussy self tonight?
hahhahahahah this is such bullshit it is disgusting. people are so obnoxiously jealous. this “cougar” is one of the KINDEST and most generous people i know. there is nothing that she wouldn’t do for me or anyone else that she loves. if you’re going to hate, at least try to have some truth in what you’re saying… you’ve got nothing here. it’s really sad that someone feels so inferior as a person that they have to spend their time stalking facebook and writing a fucking blog spinning a ton of lies to try and validate themselves… you should probably spend more time trying to better your own life (which is already a miserable fail) rather than waste your energy trying to bring donna and her amazing life and family down. we just laugh at you. go to hell.
I love you becca<3
Donna and Haley are both so nice. It is obvious this person does not have their facts right!
See u at the Kennedy on Wednesday
I’d like to go out with your daughter! I’m 29!
Hey Nik i appreciate you giving me the info on the insidious miserable miscreant who posted the malicious lies about Donaa Main and Haley. Too bad the sad little cocksucker needs to spend his time dreaming up lies about good people rather than visiting his psychiatrist and changing/adjusting his medication. Nik you need to screen your army with much more discretion to make sure you don’t publish the rantings of a hiding behind his keyboard disgruntled little scared pussy-boy- social-misfit -loser who needs to channel his misdirected anger at his own mom/hag for bringing him into his lost psychotic world of hell; rather than at Donna or Haley. My friend from Tsongas is gonna pay the little pussy a visit and teach him some songs about misery plagued lying delusional sociopaths and life. Karma when you least expect it—expect it. IP’s don’t lie.
If you got an IP from Nik, then prove it.. Put the Kid on here that put you and your daughter on blast..
Hey Casey
Hey Casey sorry you didn’t get that job lol
I didn’t write that comment, St. Skeet….I’m not sure who did. Nik hasn’t given me any IP’s. I’m used to the haters. They make my day:)
Can’t believe her crazy brother was left out , guess it’s the fear I instill in people. I love my sister and my niece, I couldn’t ask for better, we are a family that overcomes any hurdles in our way and with as much class as anyone on Earth. We are all multi-millionaires but don’t even notice or care. We have close friends with little money and close friends that are billionaires, and treat them all with the same courtesy and equal love. I know we get a bit rambunctious when we are out, but it’s to give fun people the cue to let out and be fun with us, and people that wish they could have fun just sit around and hate us. Saying things about my friends or family isn’t nice, dont let it happen again. I might have to post a copy of my F.B.I file, it’s a little disturbing, when I’m upset I don’t play well with others.
Hey Nik, Since the skank that posted the fountain of youth on your site stalked our fb to find the two most unflattering pics of us ever. Can I email u a few recent ones that actually look like us to replace the ones up <3
What a sorry description of one of the nicest people I’ve ever met since moving to Florida. So sad that someone can’t recognize a great mom, a loyal friend, and a very real person, and appreciate that. Just goes to show that you have no idea who Donna is, or never spoke to this lady for even a second. Shame on you! You’re missing out. She is a very smart, educated person, who has been nothing but gracious and loving to my family from the get go. Jealousy is a very inferior and pathetic way to fill your soul…sad, sad, sad!
Great post I must say. Simple but yet interesting and engaging. Keep up a good work!
Haley and her boyfriend are SO NICE! I can’t believe people write these things. I’ve never met the mom, but I’m sure shes nice too. Beautiful family
Donna and her daughter are clients where we work. They are the nicest ladies ever! We love them, and we highly doubt any of this “stuff” is true.
Tim Main should be ashamed of himself. It makes Jabil look bad. Her ex husband Dean is a scumbag, so this reflects on Tim Main also. Not sure why a guy with his money would get involved in all of this.
She looks like she paid for both her dentists and plastic surgeon’s new pools.
She cheats on her husband with some 20 year old with a Mohawk.