The Marines Should Be Embarrassed

August 11, 2011 Marine Corps, Panama City 15 6,763 Views

The marines should be embarrassed.

The marines should be embarrassed.

The marines should be embarrassed.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if there were an award for being the biggest tool possible, this guy would be a front runner. He comes to the club trying to hit on everything with a v*gina. And from what I hear, having a vagina isn’t actually a requirement for getting in his pants. I’ve heard from reliable sources that he got f*cked up the *ss by Trent Hickman in high school. He has a huge gap between his front teeth and well, I’ll let the pictures say the rest. He’s in the USMC and brags about it endlessly. Truth is, he only does bi*ch work and has pulled every trick in the book to avoid being actually deployed. I slept with this douchebag only to later find out that he had a girlfriend, and was cheating on her with at least one other girl that I know of. I broke it off with this jerk. The sex wasn’t even close to worth it.

Guys like this only throw on the uniform to get laid.- nik