THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if there were an award for being the biggest tool possible, this guy would be a front runner. He comes to the club trying to hit on everything with a v*gina. And from what I hear, having a vagina isn’t actually a requirement for getting in his pants. I’ve heard from reliable sources that he got f*cked up the *ss by Trent Hickman in high school. He has a huge gap between his front teeth and well, I’ll let the pictures say the rest. He’s in the USMC and brags about it endlessly. Truth is, he only does bi*ch work and has pulled every trick in the book to avoid being actually deployed. I slept with this douchebag only to later find out that he had a girlfriend, and was cheating on her with at least one other girl that I know of. I broke it off with this jerk. The sex wasn’t even close to worth it.
Guys like this only throw on the uniform to get laid.- nik