Thumping Her Bible Won’t Hide Her Dirty Past
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my estranged cousin Alyssa. I disowned her as a family member after she became possessed by The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost and turned into an intolerable, hateful, judgmental, hypocritical b*tch. I have nothing against Christianity or being a religious person, but hers is completely FAKE. She’s just using religion to hide her dirty-girl past. When she was in school, she partied and drank all the time and slept around. She got knocked up in college and didn’t know who the baby’s father was, so her daughter has never met her biological dad. She kept on partying and jumping from one guy to the next while her parents raised her kid for her. But now that she finally found someone to marry her, NOW she suddenly wants to put on this big show and portray herself as this “Good Christian Suburban Wife & mother” who stays home all day baking cupcakes and washing dishes. And she practically LIVES at her church, she’s there multiple times a week. It’s a f*cking joke. We live in a small town and EVERYONE knows about her wild past. She seems to have forgotten all about the nasty sh*t she used to do, because now she suddenly thinks she has the right to shove her Bible down people’s throats and tell them how they should live their lives and what they should believe. If you believe in something that isn’t mentioned in the Bible…like reincarnation…she will jump down your throat and say “Thats not written in the Bible, so you’re WRONG!!” She’s always criticizing the way I live my life and making nasty comments that I’m a sl*t who is going to end up pregnant out of wedlock someday. Uhhh, you mean just like YOU did, b*tch?? I do NOT sleep around, and when I do have sex I protect myself!! Hey Lys, just because you’re using religion to hide your own guilt and shame doesn’t give you the right to tell ME or anyone else how to live or that our personal beliefs are wrong!! The next time you want to thump your Bible, why don’t you crack it open to the section about NOT JUDGING PEOPLE and read it real carefully. Your fake “Good Christian Girl” act isn’t fooling anyone. We all know who you REALLY are.
You can never hide from your past no matter how much you kiss Gods ass.- nik
Oh Snap did she get called out! It’s one thing to try and amend your past by being a better person, but if you think you are holier than thou and act like you have been an angel your whole life, it doesn’t give you the right to preach to everyone else. Christians are the biggest hypocrites and fakest people ever! Judge ye not lest ye be judged dumb Hoe!
If the story’s true, it sounds like she’ll need therapy because she’s not getting the absolution she wants from her religion. I doubt projecting her self-hatred on others (via Bible thumping and other fanatical judgmental things) will give her peace.
And to keep this comment on a Dirty level, I’d do her in the church’s sacristy during mass.
LOL sooo true
That is so hateful to post. People can change and truly regret. I don’t agree with shoving beliefs down throats though.
I think its fkn sad that it was a man that made her change and not her daughter!!! She loves his dick and that’s the reason for the change…wat? like she didn’t know a church existed before she met him? How about when she had her daughter..she could have changed her life then but she didn’t…so she’s sh!t to me..
We all do sucky, stupid, dumbass things in our lives,,,,, Maybe she doesnot want you to f**k up your life like she did hers,, with all the regrets….. I hope my kids learn from my mistakes and not follow my former path
Nik I am going to crush your gonads
whoever post this is an idiot. yeah she may have a dirty past but your living dirty in the present. thats what lifes all about, growing up and learning from your mistakes. Seems as she has and your still slutin it up. In one aspect your correct, she shouldnt pass judgement on anyone. What you should remember is that when you pray it shouldnt be face down a** up
You’re a fcking idiot! You say you shouldnt pass judgement on others as you are judging someone… Go die in a fire you hypocritical asshole!
Great hypocritical post there.
Actually, you’re the idiot. Please go back to school, and take a godd*mn basic intro to composition. The religious card is played out, and it makes you look very unintelligent. Have your own opinion for christ’s sake! Sex is fun, and a part of human nature. Marriage is a legal contract, and nothing more.
hahaha this post is hilarious. nothing worse than people thinking they’re better than you n tryin to shove religion down your throat! especially when you’re an ex-whore
they prefer to be called republicans
lollll
“I do NOT sleep around, and when I do have sex I protect myself!!”
Haha you just contradicted yourself.
Yes it does sound like you do have something against Christians and religious people, grow up you slut.
just out of curiosity, how did op contradict herself? the quote you provided doesn’t show the contradiction you claim to see. unless you think sleeping around and having sex are the same thing?
OH my stars,……I coildn’t agree with you more!!! My stepmother and now my stepsister,….have re-invented themselves, have become ‘saved’, and now know ‘everything’ there is to know about christianity and also how they will save you; whether you want it or not. LIKE YOU have mentioned, these two women have very sketchy backgrounds and deeds that were ans still are,…questionable. Sleezy women who commition fraud is a justified behavior; they find a way to express God led the way. I have met TWO people who I believe and practice the word of God; in other words they walk the walk, not just talk the talk.They are wonderful, non judgemental people, who always have their hand and heart out, to help another. The people I have major problems with are the hypocrites, using God as the excuse for everything they di,…..what a shame, and what a waste.
religion is for people who truly have something to be sorry for … that or science is too hard.
They are ALL hypocrites. I hate to say it, but they are killing religion. This is why young people don’t go to church anymore. All those people in there are repenting their sins as far as I’m concerned.
Science rulels, religion is just mythology as far as I’m concerned. We study the bible in the same class as mythology in college.
Sounds like she finally got her life on track. Everybody has a past but most of the time strive to get better everyday. Im glad she is in Church trying to live right.
haha how can you believe that while being a reader of thedirty??? idiot
”Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”
okay so she changed her life around for the better and you want to drag her down?
the op is a lowlife
Agreed…isn’t the whole point of this site for people to realize they need to get their act together? Sounds like she has and although I don’t agree with force feeding religion, the OP has the option to not expose herself if she doesn’t like it.
So what if she is now holier than thou? Who cares? She gave up the bad stuff to get on with her life. Let her. You don’t have to be a prick and try to drag her back down.
Nik – For all the times you use your site as a “warning” to people, shouldn’t you also be supportive when they give their dirty ways?
Sounds like somebody has some issues and I’m not sure it’s the subject of this post.
Good thing that when somebody ask for God to forgive them that He does and cast their sin away cuz apparently nobody else on this miserable planet will let a person forget about mistakes they’ve made in the past.
No, you can’t hide your past, that’s why you need to be forgiven for your past. And no, it’s not kissing God’s @$$ either, it’s trying to live a better way. And no, nobody is going to bat .1000 doing it either. If we could live a perfect life in spite of our past we would’ve have needed forgiveness from God in the first place.
Original poster, maybe it’s YOU who needs to evaluate YOUR life and quit being so hard on your cousin or whatever she is.
Sounds like a hypocrite to me!
karmas a bitch. if you have a dirty past, theres no reason for you to be such a bitch to people now. especially the ones who know how you used to live. ugh, people are so dumb. might as well move out of that neighborhood and start over so you can be the “proper” wife youre playing.
I peed in her butt
Sounds like she just has a lot of regrets about her past and now wants to make amends. What’s wrong with that?? Maybe she was just trying to spare you having the same regrets later in life. Obviously you do have something against Christianity…..
If she was still living her past life someone else would post her trying to “help” her…atleast she actulaly turned herself around, unlike most of these people.
Like all hypocritical Christians, deep down inside she hates herself.
I love how many bible thumpers come to thedirty… That alone shows you the type of people THEY are as well!
OMG Amen!!! Why don’t you all try living by the book you preach!
Batting .1000 would suck BIG TIME, but then again the poster who mentioned that was doing so in obvious defense of religion. Yet another thing I “love” about religious hypocrites, they’re so busy praying to God and trying to spread his word (ie. shove their beliefs in your face) that they often times neglect true education and end up as some of the dumbest m*thaf*ckas in the world. LOL!!!
She is probably sleeping around her church community.
Smells like jealousy to me…
you sound inbred.
She’s right, reincarnation is not in the bible, but the bible also states that you can sell your daughter into slavery, it is an abomination to eat shellfish, men cannot cut their hair, if you do not have perfect vision you may not approach the altar of god (sure hope her children don’t wear glasses!), it is allowed to possess slaves as long as they are from neighboring nations, a farmer cannot grow two different crops in the same field and people cannot wear garments made from two different kinds of thread (look at that hideous cotton/poly ensemble she’s wearing), any many other lunatic ideas.
I assume since she doesn’t believe anything that isn’t written in the bible, she believes everything in the bible is written by God and should be adhered to at all costs. Hypocrites who thump the bible to try to control others lives, should be stoned like those that sleep w/ their in-laws (Lev. 20:14).
love it!!!!!!
genius
Better quote: “You will never be friends with Nik, no matter how much you kiss Nik’s ass”…
People pick and chose what to follow in the Bible. The Bible is the greatest fiction ever written. Provide me with the proof that God spoke to the human being that wrote it. No Christian follows the Bible 100%, if so all of their daughters would be sold into Slavery. People would be stoned to death for working on Sundays.
Why do people think you have to be perfect if you’re a Christian? basically being Christian means first off is you chose a side and that you have the desire to turn from sin(repent) and that you are forgiven for your sin if you believe in the name of GOD Jesus.
I’ts nothing more and nothing less, and these closet satanists we call televangelists are spreading disinfo about Christianity by giving people the perception that GOD is not forgiving when his son died for our sins knowing none of us are perfect, and no as a
Pffft i tried to flush my bible down the toilet but it couldnt handle that much crap.
are you just jealous that she changed her life and found a nice man and you haven’t?
i enjoyed this. hate thumpers.
“Metanoia,” Greek for “turn around,” in Christian theology usually refers to repentance and changing one’s lifestyle (from bad to good). It lies at the heart of Christian redemption. But, the “witness” of the redeemed is to live openly that new life and to speak of God’s redeeming power in his/her own life. To be an example that others want to follow.
Far too many “born again” folks pervert their witness into judgement of others. They do not stand as an example, rather they try to force their concepts onto others against the will of the other. That conduct is hypocritical! I am a devout member of a Christian tradition, but even I abhor mean minded Bible thumping.
Wow….nothing like family…huh gang!
this is definitely a post from Memphis…you mention religion and all the southern Baptists run with it….lol
Whomever wrote this post is a jackass loser. Its common sense that every Christian was not born perfect. This lady doesn’t sound any worse than any anyone else in colleges, life,or whatever.
Hypocrites are everywhere whether they are dirty or religious. I just have to question the motive and a**hole vendetta of the poster for “going public” on a personal lifestyle choice. With all of the douchebags screwing over other people’s lives why would I care to read about people who merely think they are “holier than thou”? Do harm to those who really do harm to others, not to someone just living their own life no matter how arrogant it seems. The person who posted is either missing their partner in crime or didn’t get invited to Thanksgiving this year.
Just because you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t be an asshole too.
i am pretty sure jesus walked the earth not to go tell all the rightous folks how wonderful and great they were, but rather to help those that sincerely wanted to change and clean up their lives. thankfully god realizes how flawed we all are down here.
wow, I truly have a good heart, however I have deffinitely done some things in the past I absoloutely regret. I am not sure if I would be able to overcome something like this if it was done to me, I hope this girl can. I overcame my issues and persevered, but I think something like this would send me into a downward spiral. I really think this post should be taken down. I don’t think it is of benefit to anyone (to put it mildly)
The absolute worst part of this entire post has nothing to do with religion. However, the fact that the original poster put up a picture of her cousin’s KID and basically announced her to the world as a bastard child…is beyond messed up to me. Way to screw over a little girl to get at your cousin…
It’s one thing to have a shady past and find God. Good for her, IF it’s true and she really has changed. It still doesn’t give her the right to judge people. If anything she should have approached her cousin with love and understanding and offered for her to join in the church. Not called her a whore and tried to force her religion on her. No one religion is better then any other religion. It’s NOT what you believe it THAT you believe. Just remember every time you point your finger at someone you always have 3 pointing back at you. Alyssa should get off her high horse. remember where she comes from and use kindness instead of judgment.
“You can never hide from your past no matter how much you kiss Gods ass”
This would make an excellent bumper sticker. Thanks Nik
God loves everyone and God forgives everyone that asks for forgiveness.
you can post anything you want about anybody you want
you wont be going to heaven
hating on a girl for turning her life around for the better… lame
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