THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this Valerie Cormier shes been on the site before. She isn’t that bad of a person and she doesn’t take her boobs for granted. So Nik, I have to ask. Would you? And if you don’t then you are gay.
Answer: No, I have seen the direction those nipples point and they are not the same. Totally ruins the mental focus in the sack.
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“Doesn’t take her boobs for granted.” WTF does that mean???
Sounds like a self-post from an uneducated bimbo!
No Sh*t! B*tch, your boobs are a fkn joke!! Nobody will ever take you seriously.. Good luck wt dat!!
I luv big boobies, even fake ones. But, hers are too big.
Amen to that. When they look like two inflated pancakes on top of your chest then you’ve gone too far. She would have been better with a large C. Her face is too tiny to support her DDs. Apparently her original tits weren’t on board with being enhanced since her nipples are trying to jump ship in different directions (ie Nik: “I have seen the direction those nipples point and they are not the same.)
THEY ARE CALLED WATER BAGS
Now we know who the senisble one is here. Great post!
Mental focus?? Whaaadaafuu? Do you homos really have to focus to bang it out with females? That girl is amazing.
Just when you start thinking our host isn’t a clown he comes out with a ‘can’t concentrate’ excuse. But I guess when you’re as short as Nik your eyes would be over her boobs. Real straight guys would wear this out.
way too big
I can see vagina stretch marks and the boobs look like they have an inflatable pump attached… groos, i suggest getting a better plastic surgeon
At first I thought “Nik doesn’t know what he’s talking about!” Then I Googled her and discovered he’s right. One goes up, the other looks kinda down! Super hot with her top on!!!
her boobs are gross…awful!
WTHell, her right nipple is pointing south and her left is pointing northeast. Great GPS for guys only road trip!
Her tits are disgusting.
those tits look PAINFUL!! for all involved parties…my eyes hurt looking at them…too tight. gaaaahhh. GROSS
over sized breast implants are soooo 90′s
Attention Whore.
She is tight.
those ta-tas are disgusting.
I found her boobs horrible! Like 2 bags of saline directly apposed on her torso
Number 1 its a freaking joke Number 2 hell yeah it does mess up the mental focus its liek a second set of eyes on a chick if the other one was looking to the ground while the other was looking straight at you would you not feel creeped out??? LOL
were these pictures taken in the 80′s?
She’s hot but fck her boobs could look any more fake and sick they were better before she got them done
“Doesn’t take her boobs for granted?” WTF? Of course she does, and I feel sorry for the poor soul who paid for them.
This one screams “self post!”
Your fake boobs are way too big and you look like a hooker; no guy will ever take you seriously or care about anything you ever have to say.
Ewww those are disgusting. This trashy whore is hideous and those rock hard bolt ons are nasty.
They look like two water balloons bolted into her chest. Gross.
Yeah Valerie, those thing are nasty!!! Nice self-post by the way you attention whore!
Felt so hoelpess looking for answers to my questions…until now.
Saying those overinflated basketball tits are amazing is like you telling me your mother didn’t give a sh!t about you so you had to play with your sister’s Barbies and never dated or seen a naked woman in your life so you wouldn’t know what decent breasts look like.
Sweetie??
You are HOT and Uncle Fred will be happy to take you shopping at much better stores.
Her surgeon could have atleast made her nipples face the same direction … they look lk a set of cartoon googly eyes
FAIL
Yea when i first saw this girl in american curves I thought what a hideous face, she should invest money in fixing her his i mean her face, also those boobs are disgusting and the way she is dressed in this pictures it seems she is in her late 30′s because she dresses like it.
and yea this dude is like late 30s
Met her and her old man at a swingers party in Cancun in 2009. She’s an absolute sweetheart and we had a great time with them.
gross boobs, gross nipples, shameless but pathetic self post
That’s not just logic. That’s rlealy sensible.
Suprrisingly well-written and informative for a free online article.
i like your boobs please add me in fb.. ::DDD
i like your boobs add me in facebook
No straight man would turn her down, give me a break with all of these reject posts.
This chic is hot.