Alex Baumgart Is A Bum
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alex Baumgart. He’s from Indy and goes to Xavier. He texts a lot of girls and hits on all of them. Then on different days he hangs out with these girls. He brings several different girls into his dorm. Then he does this whiney baby talk trying to have them do stuff with him after they said no. he has several girls at X and girls back at home. He makes up lies about his ex-girlfriend and is a complete douche. He really thinks he’s the shit, hunny, you’re not. sorry to inform you. You think because he is Catholic he’d be more respectful.. Sorry i didn’t get your ‘consent.’.
You gotta submit some better dirt then that. Nobody cares about a bum.- nik
Alex is a nice guy. Whoever posted this is just jealous of his car, rich family, or massive penis. I have a feeling it was his ex-gf Chasity because he broke up with her on their 2 year anniversary. She fcked like ten dudes while they were going out. I don’t blame him.
I had heard that a guy named Mike has a real close up and personal look at this douchebag’s “massive penis” on a regular basis which penis is massive by Mike’s standards since it fits rather snugly in Mike’s dirtbox. Mike: try KY, it’ll reduce the tears.
As for Chastity, she wrote on the dorb BB that the so-called “massive penis” is about two sizes smaller than her vibrator which actually runs for more than 30 seconds at a time.