THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aubrey O’Days new boyfriend, Trevor Wayne. Guess what he does for a living? He is a paparazzi for TMZ. This fool is desperate for stardom and is trying to pitch his own pilot for a reality show to producers. He is the biggest druggie you will ever meet and is a broke ass who lives in a house with other name-dropping dudes who are also desperate for fame. What is even funnier is that Trevor’s little brother Tanner Wayne who is a drummer trying to get his 15 minutes of fame from Aubrey too. Do you think Aubs is really into him or is she just trying to get her busted mug all over TMZ?

Well, Aubrey HO’Day has pretty much used every guy she has ever slept with (Diddy’s purple crayon did rip her open in the industry) so her boning Trevor Wayne makes perfect sense. I expect Trevor to be emailing me naked images of Aubrey O’Day’s cellulite once they break up in 3 weeks because he couldn’t get her enough face time on TMZ TV. Let’s be honest…- nik