Does Michael Bay Know His DreamKiller
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here’s Michael Bay’s latest girlfriend (dreamkiller/prostitute) Lauren Stoner from Spin Crowd fame. I’ve known her since she went to UCF in Orlando and since she moved to south beach she has become one of the biggest “Event Coordinators” aka Escorts/Pepsi Heads there is. When you think of the epitome of a “Jetsetting”, Dreamilling, pepsi head, escort..Lauren has reached the apex. I doubt Michael knows that she’s traveled to Dubai, The caribbean, europe, and has hung out with princes and billionaires who more than likely paid her to get sh*t on. I think Michael is dirty army strong so he should be aware of what he is getting himself into. She claims she is 27..which is a lie..she is almost 31. Any advice to Mr. Bay on this one?
Mr. Bay is DA Strong and doesn’t care about her or any chick for that matter. They are just pieces of meat to him.- nik
lol DA strong.
michael bay is a hack Jew who put a 15 year old Megan Fox in a bikini to try to cast/sex her for Transformers.
Yikes in that last picture all I can see is her big box.
He’s probably sh*tting on her too…
Exactly Nik. He knows and doesnt care. He probably porta potties on her too.
Why would he care if she is a slut or not.. he is not trying to save her lol. He just want to dick her down lol
Michael Bay is just friends with her. He has a girlfriend in LA. Im very good friends with Michael, and know for a fact he is just friends with her. He told me that the pap’s were just making money to sell a false story.
J
I really hope so man She used to be my booty-call and she is nothing but a gold ding hoe
she does cola coke all night
looks like a walking skelton & acts like she is gods gift to south beach
marry a fat jew or muslin and stop ruining miami for the few normal girls
Can’t he do better than that?
He can definitely do better than this! Even I would not go near this freak of nature!
She is just so ugly…. too much blow
No fucking way! I went to UCF and she’d always be hanging around Bobby Hodges. She’s one of the coolest chicks who’d actually stay up and party. Lauren Stoner is making her rounds still to this day. LOL!!