THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here’s Michael Bay’s latest girlfriend (dreamkiller/prostitute) Lauren Stoner from Spin Crowd fame. I’ve known her since she went to UCF in Orlando and since she moved to south beach she has become one of the biggest “Event Coordinators” aka Escorts/Pepsi Heads there is. When you think of the epitome of a “Jetsetting”, Dreamilling, pepsi head, escort..Lauren has reached the apex. I doubt Michael knows that she’s traveled to Dubai, The caribbean, europe, and has hung out with princes and billionaires who more than likely paid her to get sh*t on. I think Michael is dirty army strong so he should be aware of what he is getting himself into. She claims she is 27..which is a lie..she is almost 31. Any advice to Mr. Bay on this one?
Mr. Bay is DA Strong and doesn’t care about her or any chick for that matter. They are just pieces of meat to him.- nik